Crazy Stupid Pitches

In which The Pitches come out of hibernation and give the Disney family classic Homeward Bound the dark gritty and meta treatment. Lexa's also firing on all cylinders.

Genre: Unnecessary Dark and Gritty Reboot

Theme: Letting Go

Prop: Pocket Watch

Actor: Russel Crowe

Trope: "You're Not My Dad!"

In which The Pitches bring a special guest, plot Emma Watson's escape to the biggest New Years Eve Party, sing(way too much) and chase those 90's waterfalls. Also...ASL?

Genre: 90's Jukebox Musical

Elements: Emma Watson, A scene(s) with Blue and Purple Lighting

Theme: Forbidden love

In which The Pitches gush over Brendan Frasers peak filmography, talk Monkey Bone, and reminisce about owning physical copies of movies and music.

In which The Pitches go back to the occult well, get all "Me Hoy Minoy" to invoke "DoodleBob" and sing like Eddie Vedder.

Genre: Raunchy High School / College Comedy

Elements: Surprise Occult Ending, An Underwater Shoot

Theme: A Heroes Journey

In which the The Pitches do their first minisode, discuss Booksmart and Godzilla, debate hot takes concerning Coco and Roma and talk about what movies/shows they're looking forward to. We're still figuring this out

In which The Pitches discover various ways to consume Wuthering Heights, sort Bella Swan and irrevocably pitch the biggest irrevocable cinematic crossover event that should've happened in 2009.

Genre: Harry Potter Crossover

Elements: Val Kilmer, Fiancee with Ulterior Motives

Theme: Tradition vs Changes and Growth

In which The Pitches discuss which incest is the "best-cest", sing vvitchy songs and discover Space Baphomet.

Genre: An Actual Space Opera

Elements: There Are Witches, Girl Who Isn't Like Other Girls Goes to Prom

Theme: Your Past Does Not Define You

In which The Pitches wish they could see Pet Seminary instead of Pet Sematary, discuss the benefits of having an eye on your butthole and bring back a childhood icon.

Genre: Coming of Age

Elements: Tilda Swinton and Teenage Rebellion

Theme: Learn From Those Who Are Different Than You

In which The Pitches become Shelley Duvall, try not to pitch The Lake House and talk way too much about other Romances.

Genre: Time Travel Romance Movie

Elements: Keanu Reeves, "M. Night Twist"

Theme: The Grass Isn't Always Greener on the Other Side

In which The Pitches cant get the song "Istanbul" out of their heads and where stuff gets animated!

Genre: Talking Animal Movie

Elements: Stereotypical Gay/Lesbian Best Friend, An Argument That Occurs That Could Easily Be Solved By Explaining The Situation, But One Character Just Sighs and Walks Away

Theme: Love Conquers Hate