Cream House, White Trim (and Other Modern Horrors)

Cream House, White Trim (and Other Modern Horrors)

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Cream House, White Trim (and Other Modern Horrors) episodes

  • "Holiday House Lights:" Bonus Episode 1 of Cream House, White Trim (and Other Modern Horrors)

    Liam and Sabina rediscover their now colorfully-lit neighborhood just before Christmas in their first-ever bonus episode. After some mishaps with audio quality (more on that at the end of the episode, if you survive that long) they discover many deer, trees on roofs, and and one particular inflatable decoration that is quickly named Funky Guy Yeti.


    We might release another bonus episode in the next few months, so stay somewhat tuned! And who knows? Maybe we'll do more than that. we'll see.

    14 min
  • “Coconut Sludge:” Episode 10 of Cream House, White Trim (and Other Modern Horrors)
    In the season finale of Cream House, White Trim, Liam and Sabina meet on Zoom and explore their childhood homes, among many other things. They get distracted by disappearing cars, ugly hedges, and lots of brown brick.
    And they have a very entertaining form for you!! If you fill it out, you might even get a prize! The prize can probably be whatever you want, too, because I (sorry, third person is hard) haven’t decided what it is yet! So you should do that! https://forms.gle/SwDrBZBt7JVQAVpg8
    42 min
  • "Smile and Lose Some Teeth:” Episode 9 of Cream House, White Trim (and Other Modern Horrors) with Amelia Dusevoir!

    In episode nine of Cream House, White Trim, Sabina and Liam are joined by Amelia Dusevoir, a friend of Sabina's, and, apparently, Kristen Bell's clone.  They take a walk through Amelia's neighborhood and discuss everything from Disney houses to orange exercise balls. Also, thank you to all the cats. Particularly the ones who joined us for this episode. But also all of them.

    Amelia's instagram: @amelia.dusevoir

    For checking your voter registration: http://www.nass.org/can-I-vote/voter-registration-status

    23 min
  • "Dredging for Aggregates:" Episode 8 of Cream House, White Trim (and Other Modern Horrors)

    In episode eight of Cream House, White Trim, Sabina and Liam take their amateur recording equipment to the Willamette River. While avoiding cranes, motorboats, the wind, falling in, and most people's docks, they also somehow manage to talk about the houseboats that line parts of the waterway. 

    Huge thank you to Collin Oldham for paddling us around, helping to seal everything electronic, rigging the canoe for travel, and every other thing he's done for us and the podcast.

    Aggregate, according to the Merriam-Webster Dictionary: 

    "3 a: a rock composed of mineral crystals of one or more kinds or of mineral rock fragments : an aggregate rock. b: any of several hard inert materials (such as sand, gravel, or slag) used for mixing with a cementing material to form concrete, mortar, or plaster. c: a clustered mass of individual soil particles varied in shape, ranging in size from a microscopic granule to a small crumb, and considered the basic structural unit of soil."

    27 min
  • "Vibe First:" Episode 7 of Cream House, White Trim (and Other Modern Horrors)

    In the belated seventh episode of Cream House, White Trim, Liam and Sabina agree on many things, like lavender houses and vegetables, and argue about many others, like whose birthday it is. After much discussion, it is ruled that concrete comes in an array of colors, outdoor fans are silly, and roofs are pointless and nobody even needs to bother with them. (Just kidding. Can you tell Sabina wrote this one?) Also featuring Zarb, the world's most marvelous cat, or so he says.

    23 min
  • “Four Ways to Die:” Episode 6 of Cream House, White Trim (and Other Modern Horrors) with Asher Wolfsmith!

    In the sixth episode of Cream House, White Trim, Liam and Sabina are joined by Asher Wolfsmith, a friend of Liam’s and a self-titled modern horror. Together they avoid getting hit by cars, analyze dancing trees, and argue over the necessity of having a favorite.

    And if you want to write postcards to tell people to vote, you totally can! Here is one organization to get you started: https://votefwd.org.

    27 min
  • “La La La La La La:” Episode 5 of Cream House, White Trim (And Other Modern Horrors)

    Liam and Sabina record Cream House, White Trim’s fifth episode at night. Given that the podcast is about color, and the dark makes color harder to see, this presents some interesting challenges! But they press on, discussing a Little Free Library, lamenting an ugly apartment complex, and greeting a dog named Lubin.

    P.S. We are going on hiatus for a week, because podcasting is hard!! So subscribe in the meantime, and tune in for our next episode (with a guest!) on August 31.

    25 min

About Cream House, White Trim (and Other Modern Horrors)

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Hosted by formerly bored teenagers Liam Miller Castles and Sabina Oldham, Cream House, White Trim (and Other Modern Horrors) is a rambling conversation podcast exploring and critiquing the paint colors of the houses in their neighborhood.