Drew gets a don't tread on me flag. Joe's hands smell like garlic. And together they predict your future and end their crises.

Drew pees a little when he prophesies. Joe tries to kill the Pope. And God finishes his work on them both. 

Joe gets sappy. Drew makes disgusting smoothies. And together they say goodbye to the podcast. 

Drew learns the word cuckold. Joe does reiki. And together they talk about the biggest scandal in American evangelical history (besides all the other ones). 

Joe adds letters to his name. Drew split-sneezes like a child. And then Joe cries at Hobby Lobby. 

Drew gets fancy with Reba. Joe snakes Jerry Falwell, Jr’s drain. And together they give the golden rule an update. 

Joe is led into church on a leash. Drew flunks out of school. And together they consult an evangelical sexpert.

Drew drives two vans. Joe drives down people’s expectations. And together they discover The Purpose Driven Life™️.

Drew cuts his unders. Joe drinks bubbly water from a dirty coffee mug. Together they remember what a dick Dave Ramsey is. 

Joe plays hoops to bring people to the Lord. Drew plays music for meat. And together they learn to smile even when life boops you on the nose.