Are you ever going to text me?

This episode wants a lollipop.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph prescribe the best TV series to watch while recovering.

It's not fair! There was time now. Time to do another Burgess Meredith impression.
Don't make Jason laugh. He may throw out his  back.
Baby, you got a stew going.
Nothing puts you to sleep faster than Ice T complaining about murders.

How can a substitute teacher and dog walker afford a million dollar house? And why would they buy one built during the William McKinley presidency?
Who blue himself?