Crispy Coated Robots

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This episode comes with a nametag so you can remember what it's about.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph reminisce about some of their favorite reunion movies and TV episodes.

Jim summarizes the Class of 86 high school reunion.

Joseph confesses to his social anxiety about large crowds with people who call him Billy.

That was a two-hour reminder of how we have done nothing with our lives.

The episode becomes a"best of" Danny DeVito show.

Jason offers a theory on why Joseph refused to go to the class reunion.

Be wary of white people dancing in a kitchen to Mo-Town music.

The affluent lifestyle and health at age 50 are like an average 38-year-old middle-class person 

We're getting the band back together, man.

By Grabthar's hammer... what a savings 

What a plausible plot in the early 2000s?

What year reunion would be in the Romy and Michele sequel?

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This episode has no hair budget.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph discuss some of their favorite movies about movies.

Jason sheds his locks for a more masculine look.

Bozo Johnson the Clown

The Graduate II

Booty Sweat

Jim classes up the episode with a classic selection.

Mary Pickford sounded like Putney Swope

You got the touch / You got the power

King Kong should have been on someone's list

Jim and Jason get to do some great Tropic Thunder impressions

kov-en or ko-ven?

What is Joseph's brother's porn name?

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This episode wants you to fogetta bout it.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph list the best movies taking place in New York City. 

You can taste and smell the grit.

Their beauty makes you want to throw up.

The Ice Man Cometh to the California Suite.

One Miiiillion Dollars!!!

Pat Johnson, "People were really dirty back then."

Marshall McLuhan makes it in the show.

It took me three hours to figure out what FU means.

It worked out for everyone except for those who worked at Circuit City.

Sleepless in Seattle was Adolf Hitler's favorite movie.

Are they brothers or aren't they?

Are you talking to me?

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This episode doesn't have a plan, but is open to suggestions.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph discuss some of the most irresponsible characters in movies and television.

LBLD

No sir.  That's one bonehead name, but that ain't me no more.

Clam Curry Soup

Jason shares how he and Joseph learned to say "I love you" while on the toilet.

Never give money to a guy that has strings on his finger to remember things.

He can't even take care of the plants.

Things get heated, and it has nothing to do with Tina Fey.

One more thing...

Is getting into MIT worth risking the fabric of time and space?

Which one is it?  Is he going #$!! or is he going to kill us?

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This episode is so excited and it just can't hide it.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph discuss some of the most cringe-worthy moments from their favorite sitcoms.

Jim is excited about Humble becoming a new international music venue.

Scott's Tots

Fart Attack…

Joseph and Jason do a PSA on the dangers of wearing leather pants.

I just blue myself.

Why won't Joseph's friend get a massage?

Beloved Aunt?

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This episode was being stuck in an interstellar traffic jam on the way to the cosmic courtroom.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph create a list of some of the favorite supernatural films.

One of Joseph's favorite picks is the supernatural movie that John Travalta is in... no the other one.

Jason makes a plea for going a' la naturale.

Jim gets his James Mason on, again.

Somehow the Jeffersons make it into this episode.

More Dabney Coleman and Brandon Frazier, please.

How was Joseph traumatized by Jason cat?

Who hated Stanley Kubrick's version of The Shining?

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This episode apologized to Rod, God, and the press.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph talk about their favorite cinematic scenes that happen to take place in a car and don't involve chases.

Red Pistachios 

Jim and Joseph reminisce about their favorite surround sound demo.

I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender.

French toast and drunk driving.

Brain detail.

Creedence.

King Kong ain't got nothing on Jason.

You're going the wrong way!  

Fresh breath is a priority in my life. 

Nothing can stop us now!

The Green Lantern, who knew?

Wanna see something really scary?

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The episode tries to stay golden, like Ponyboy.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph cover some of their favorite coming-of-age movies.

Yes, more discussion on night-mowing.

I'm a damn good-looking man.

I gotta say... it was a movie.

The thing I like about high school girls...

Jason champions The Barbie Movie to a very hostile environment.

Joseph tries to share a personal, meaningful line, but is completely shut down and made fun of by Jim and Jason.

Jim sees Jason and Joseph's selections and raises them with a Rebecca De Mornay.

Stillwater

What movie nearly killed Chevy Chase?

Does Barry Manilow know you raid his closet?

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Crikey! This episode had gone down the drain.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph make another confession of some more of their guilty pleasures.

Jason can't get enough of judging people in shopping center parking lots.

Jim admits to having fun tonight by Wang Chunging tonight.

Joseph admits to loving an AI dog named Loomey.

Like a little mouse.

Who is banging whose box?

The question is, can I cross that flooded area?

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This episode could be called Behind the Podcast: The Rise and Fall of Crispy Coated Robots.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph talk about some of the Best (non-concert) Music Documentaries.

Things were so bad, they called him Woody.

I want to be a hairdresser or two. I want to be two hairdressers.

Joseph overtalks and shushes as a debate tactic.

Jason has a selection that is really NEAT.

Jim is butt-hurt over a documentary he has never seen.

Which doc was compl(ea)tly removed by the band members it was about?

Whose impression of Bob Dylan helped Bob Dylan sing a song?