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This episode has warm nuts.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph foretell the things they are looking forward to in 2025.

Jim explains the risky behavior of dancing on a very slick floor.
Joseph craps on 2025 in general and is looking forward to 2026.
Jason is looking forward to bird flu...really?
Jason and Joseph geek out on the tech and science to come in the new year.
Throwback to 2000s, when music started to really suck.

Which car maker in joining F1 in the new year?
Is the world ready for a naked gun?

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This episode includes the reappearance of Sausage Cheeseballs!!!!

Jason's dog, Dash saves himself using his "5th leg".
Joseph explains the proper way to drink Cherry Bounce.  
According to Jason, the Pennsylvania Dutch company makes better eggnog than pretzels.
Jason's Christmas traditions involve cheaters and clog toilets (and we wonder why he doesn't like the holidays).
The Talking Christmas Tree, an alternative to visiting Santa for the poor kids.
Joseph laments on the great Christmas pretzel tragedy of 2024.
Coffee, Donuts, and Christmas lights.   
That's not 40%.  That's 13%.  People rely on tips.
Ace is the place where you can find The Surrealtors perform a charity concert each Christmas.

Did Jim's mom make up a fake holiday involving the book of Lifesavers as a gift for her impatient children?
According to Jim, how many ingredients are there in a proper cheeseball?

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This episode doesn't require subtitles.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph gush on their favorite tv binges for the holidays.

• Jason finds his favorite kind of entertainment happens in a parking lot.
• Jim admits to loving some Kenny G.
• The show gets derailed by Michael McDonald impressions.
• Energy Vampire.
• Jason wants to hold out for the HD version of CHiPs before starting his binge.
• The girl or the dog?  What is the real reason Jason is interested in this internet series?
• Who is so bad in a series that Joseph refuses to say the actor's name?

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This extra-size episode is like salmon swimming upstream.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph geek out on their favorite movie documentaries.

Roger Moore takes on GM to save his beloved hometown, From Flint with Love. 
It's Convene!
A real man climbs a mountain like James T. Kirk.
There are three sides to every story: your side, my side, and several impressions.
Jason opens up about addiction to McDonald fries.
Jim stumps the others with his favorite documentary about a diabetic musician.
Joseph's favorite documentary happens share the name as Jason's brother.

Which county icon was mistakenly introduced as Woody? 
What narrator makes any documentary great?

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This episode serves as a warning against marble flooring. 

Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the funniest death scenes in movies. 

Joseph suffers through pain and mockery in this episode. 

A bad case of the flu makes for an impromptu killing that is hilarious. 
Boobs, blades, and a pretzel. 
Joseph reminisces about the scene that made him laugh and his date cry. 
Just ring the bell, you p#*sy. 
Our house is a very, very Monty Python house. 
Jason warns Graham Nash to stay away from marble flooring. 
Garbage Day! 
Is that how you say hello from where you are from? 
Why is Peter Wisdom the only one worth saving? 

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This episode explains the difference between Sh..t and Shinala.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph give thanks for the movies that have a special meaning to them.

Joseph and Jason lament about their phobia of getting new phones.

Jason is thankful for the financial advice from Navin R. Johnson.

Love Brokers!!!!

Joseph gives an early Mother's Day thanks for being scarred as a child from watching Jaws way too young.

Jim doesn't want to let go of his memory of watching Frozen with his daughter.

I can't take naps.

Jason explains his father's complex emotional range of anger and rage.

It only makes sense to be thankful for movies that made your dad laugh.

Which movie prevented Jim and Joseph from learning math in middle school?

Who was bigger the Rod Stewart?

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This episode is not a chawade. It needs total concentration.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph grapple with a list of their favorite hand to hand combat scenes.

In our day, smacking a kid in the face for lying was pure comedy.
Jason publicly challenges Mike Tyson to a fight.
Jason divulges some of his marital preferences in bedroom. 
Jim prefers his fight scenes to include a cat.
Thirty years before Edward Norton's performance, Jim gave the greatest "self-fight" scene ever.
Big, bald Nazi.
Chuck Norris evented a new type of martial arts known as "Hair-Fu".
Jim discovers Rocky II had a soundtrack months after seeing the movie.

Are we going to Addis Ababa?
Which fight scene went to the actor's favorite charity?

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This episode includes the Hooah Pacino.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph pick out the worst movies in a franchise. 

What's up Doc?
Jason is triggered again when Madam Webb is brought up.
The boys give their best movie advice on how to survive an atomic bomb.
It was a new, new hope.
The Avengers: The Rise of Chat GPT.
You can't do it right without Cousin Eddie.
You can't put nipples on the bat suit.
Jaws 4 has it all, including a terrible Jamaican accent.

Which movie made Sylvester Stallone want to kill off his iconic character?
Which movie was an embarrassment for the studio that made  Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo? 

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This episode was 47 years old when recorded.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of best island movies.

Arnold Palmer. Who knew?
Jim is still upset about the broken promise of a Gilligan Island movie.
Before Propecia, you just needed Crisco.
We have dinosaurs. We can win this.
Blue Lagoon - a perfect Daddy-Daughter movie?
Someone get these MF'n sharks off this MF'n island!
Jason talks about losing his "virgin things" while watching King Kong.
Welcome to the Empire of the Ants.

What sexploitative movie makes for a great Daddy-Daughter movie night?
What movie was just an ad for Fed Ex, volleyballs, Jeeps, and Swiss Army knives?

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This episode wears a ridiculous beard for Halloween.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph treat you to some of their favorite movies they watch after passing out candy.

Fidelio.
Your mother sews socks that smell.
Joseph explains why he gets so thirsty when watching a good possession scene.
Jim has a strict policy of waiting for prequels before watching any movie series.
Jason confesses the secret of his twenty-five-year marriage started with a cruel joke involving twigs.
You can't win!  The ghost is too strong!
Jim Kovacik does his one-man performance of Burnt Offerings.
Psycho II, who knew?
Joseph can't read, Jason can't hear, and regardless of what he says, Jim likes zombie movies.
 

What is more scary than taking your homecoming date to Denny's?
Which B-List Universal Monster was the "Willie Mays" of Jim's trading cards collection?



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