Are you ever going to text me?

Jason, Jim, and Joseph dream of a better world when the Academy awarded the right Oscar nominations. 

Can you believe Brando lost to a mediocre performance by Bogart? "Stella!"
How is Alvy Singer preferable to C3PO? 
Who is sleeping Au Buffo?
Why is Jason is mad as hell and he’s not going to take it anymore?
Which actor should have won for the Big F’n Giant?
Was DiCaprio robbed because of his age or for going full Norbit?

And who is the guest that never leaves?