Are you ever going to text me?

This episode is the October surprise.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph stop the steal and "democratically" elect their choices for the best political movies. 

• Joseph selects an 80s movie that is so long, it is still playing today.
• Jefferson Starship and Kevin Costner make one heck of a political thriller.
• "No joke! I'm being serious right now. And another thing."  
• Jim revises history and talks about how Lincoln would drink your milkshake.
• President Vincent Barbarino?
• RULE 203: The authenticity of a historical movie all comes down to the McDonald's bag. 
• "Frustrated Jason" implores Jim to see some of his picks. "No joke!"

Which of Jim's impressions becomes a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma?