Are you ever going to text me?

This episode contains surprisingly dramatic moments (not really).

Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the best dramatic performances by actors known more for their comedic chops.

Jason poses the philosophical question of whether a comedy can be so unfunny that it can be considered a drama.

Jim brings back one of his favorite impressions, even though it's as dead as crabmeat.

Joseph provides more misinformation about Oscar-winning performances.

Have the guys discovered how similar the older Jerry Lewis, Clive Davis, and Robert Evans spoke?

Sadly, what is a one-hour photo?