Are you ever going to text me?

This episode is entirely in English, but you cannot understand a word of it.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph cover some of the craziest (and best) character names in cinema.

Joseph IS the grumpy old man.

The name Brick says it all.

Things get heated when Jim starts calling Joseph a "Forquaad."

Merkin Muffley... enough said.

Jason debates himself against his own selection...and loses!

The actual name was Merkin Galore.

What does the T stand for for Buford Justice?

Pistachio Disguisey?  How about Lazy Writer?