Sign up to save your podcasts
Or
Share Crisscross Applesauce on the Elevator Floor
Share to email
Share to Facebook
Share to X
Share to email
Share to Facebook
Share to X
Or
Crisscross Applesauce on the Elevator Floor
The Eagles absolutely erase the Raiders, and the Set Hike! crew celebrates by spiraling into a wide-ranging discussion that somehow connects fourth-down analytics, Tanner McKee trade value, and the unspoken rules of elevator behavior. Along the way, Dr. TAT, Panda Dan, and Stat Boy explore why elite quarterbacks hate losing more than they love winning, why joy can still be violent, and why anyone sitting crisscross applesauce on an elevator floor should never be trusted. It’s football analysis, life philosophy, and unhinged backup quarterback propaganda—all moving steadily upward.
Key Topics Discussed
00:47 – Inaugural Episode Confusion & Hanukkah Shoutouts
03:00 – Happy Gilmore & Villain Rankings
08:08 – Eagles vs. Raiders Game Recap
11:10 – Stadium Fashion & Footwear Failures
14:30 – Elevator Etiquette Deep Dive
23:00 – Tanner McKee Appearance & Offensive Identity
28:00 – Joy vs. Fear of Losing
33:30 – “On to Cincinnati” & Clarendon Lore
41:30 – NFC East Race, Injuries & Superstition
49:30 – Tanner McKee Propaganda Hour
56:30 – Life, Elevators & Eagles Philosophy
Statistics & Facts
- Raiders held to ~75 total yards
- Eagles need 1 win (or 1 Cowboys loss) to clinch NFC East
- Would be first back-to-back NFC East titles since ~2004
- A.J. Brown shoe size: Men’s 11; Maxx Crosby shoe size: Men’s 15
- Biology, Life & Completely Serious Science:
- Skin cells regenerate every 2–4 weeks
- Stomach lining regenerates every 3–5 days
- Red blood cells regenerate every ~4 months
- Liver cells regenerate roughly every 1 year
- Fat cells regenerate every ~7–10 years
- Brain cells do not fully regenerate
Memorable Quotes
“It wasn’t a standing ovation. It was more of a standing observation.” - Panda Dan
“Every backup quarterback is just a future draft pick waiting to happen.” - Stat Boy
“If I saw someone sitting crisscross applesauce in an elevator, I would not enter that elevator.” - Panda Dan
“Life is just a series of elevator rides.” - Dr. TAT
Send a text
Follow us on x.com & Instagram -- @sethikepod
Email us -- [email protected]
View all episodes
By Dr. TAT, Panda Dan, & Stat BoyThe Eagles absolutely erase the Raiders, and the Set Hike! crew celebrates by spiraling into a wide-ranging discussion that somehow connects fourth-down analytics, Tanner McKee trade value, and the unspoken rules of elevator behavior. Along the way, Dr. TAT, Panda Dan, and Stat Boy explore why elite quarterbacks hate losing more than they love winning, why joy can still be violent, and why anyone sitting crisscross applesauce on an elevator floor should never be trusted. It’s football analysis, life philosophy, and unhinged backup quarterback propaganda—all moving steadily upward.
Key Topics Discussed
00:47 – Inaugural Episode Confusion & Hanukkah Shoutouts
03:00 – Happy Gilmore & Villain Rankings
08:08 – Eagles vs. Raiders Game Recap
11:10 – Stadium Fashion & Footwear Failures
14:30 – Elevator Etiquette Deep Dive
23:00 – Tanner McKee Appearance & Offensive Identity
28:00 – Joy vs. Fear of Losing
33:30 – “On to Cincinnati” & Clarendon Lore
41:30 – NFC East Race, Injuries & Superstition
49:30 – Tanner McKee Propaganda Hour
56:30 – Life, Elevators & Eagles Philosophy
Statistics & Facts
- Raiders held to ~75 total yards
- Eagles need 1 win (or 1 Cowboys loss) to clinch NFC East
- Would be first back-to-back NFC East titles since ~2004
- A.J. Brown shoe size: Men’s 11; Maxx Crosby shoe size: Men’s 15
- Biology, Life & Completely Serious Science:
- Skin cells regenerate every 2–4 weeks
- Stomach lining regenerates every 3–5 days
- Red blood cells regenerate every ~4 months
- Liver cells regenerate roughly every 1 year
- Fat cells regenerate every ~7–10 years
- Brain cells do not fully regenerate
Memorable Quotes
“It wasn’t a standing ovation. It was more of a standing observation.” - Panda Dan
“Every backup quarterback is just a future draft pick waiting to happen.” - Stat Boy
“If I saw someone sitting crisscross applesauce in an elevator, I would not enter that elevator.” - Panda Dan
“Life is just a series of elevator rides.” - Dr. TAT
Send a text
Follow us on x.com & Instagram -- @sethikepod
Email us -- [email protected]