in today's episode, Cristiano and Miguel are in the boat, both metaphorically and literally. as we tread through the treacherous seas, we see that the sea is really what we want to be. be in the ocean, but in a boat.

"we're stuck in the Atlantic ocean. send help please." -miguel

Brainrot!

What is existentialism? Philisoher Jayden Hassan argues that existentialism is the dread one experiences when questioning their morality and the longevity of their own life in relation to the infinite universe. Thank you for reading.

On behalf of Cristiano and Miguel's Epic Podcast, I would like to thank the bus for arriving early and ending this episode prematurely.

For the first time EVER, we are proud to present a special invited guest to the podcast. Follow us as we tour the illustrious floors of our 3 million dollar studio space.

Cristiano & Miguel are back in an EPIC fashion. Have you missed us? Of course you have. So savor this episode because it'll be the only one you hear in MONTHS.

This week the devilishly-handsome dynamic duo tackle the country of Russia on their European tour and visit Moscow.

Have you ever toured the Parisian streets alone at midnight eating toasted baguettes and drinking red wine? Probably not. But this may as well be the closest thing. Shoutout to our French fans.

In this week's episode of our European tour, the boys visit Rome, Italy. Join for pizza, pasta, and baguettes. Grazie!

Welcome to the first ever podcast recorded inside of a Spanish subway. Bienvenidos al primer podcast grabado dentro de un metro español.