CritCast: Casual Movie Reviews

In this CritCast, Ross tries out a new review format while also reviewing a movie that just didn't have a lot going for it. "The Dark Tower!"

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Just like the movie "Atomic Blonde," this CritCast is straight-to-the-point about this ass-kicking spy movie that was touted as the "female John Wick."

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While he's not Nolan fanboy, Ross almost always enjoys his movies and "Dunkirk" is no exception. Despite the usual lack of human emotion, "Dunkirk" delivers an amazing story of survival via a very clever narrative structure.

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For once, Ross goes into a movie with no expectations and comes out fairly pleased. "War for the Planet of the Apes" (Revenge: Revelations. Arcade Edition) is a thoughtful sci-fi movie that might take things a little TOO slowly for some.

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Depending on what kind of movie goer you are, this might be one of Ross' most contentious reviews. "Spider-Man: Homecoming" is a good Spider-Man movie, but how does it compare to the original trilogy and the original reboot?

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Ross is blessed with another movie from director Edgar Wright that managed to be both incredibly entertaining AND an excellent expression of artistic skills in "Baby Driver."

Bananas

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Ross stares, slack-jawed and wide-eyed, into the darkness of empty blockbuster moviemaking as he watches "Transformers: The Last Knight." Listen as his faith in his fellow man is eroded by the cheers of popcorn munchers for explosions and boobs.

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Ross can't really tell if "Cars 3" was an improvement for the merchandise-driven Cars franchise because of its refocus on stories that aren't about Mater the Cable Car, or because the trailers for all the other kids' movies were stinky garbage.

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Ross is confronted with the worst example of a movie studio trying to start a cinematic universe in "The Mummy." This movie might as well be "Amazing Spider-Man 2: This Time with a Mummy."

Ross is more than pleased to report that DC has finally, finally made an unambiguously good movie! Though, perhaps most of that credit should go to director Patty Jenkins for her efforts in making a good story, as opposed to the lack executive shenanigans.

Intro/Outro is "And the Winner is - MaxiSoftversion (ID 544)" by Lobo