Critically Chaotic

After their night at the museum, the Vox and Valen prepare for their newest mission of finding the bandit group, the Thistles. Vae, Kareus, and Leif spend the day gathering as much information as they can find about the group, and end up meeting a very opinionated bird. When they’re finally ready to hit the road, things are once again slowed by a long-awaited confrontation. In this episode, Snow learns how to play Solitaire, Vae’s visions and dreams continue to increase in intensity, and Kareus and Valen try to reckon with their past. 

Note: Due to real-life obligations, Queen, Mogan’s player, could not attend this session and will not be present in this episode. Don’t worry, he’s (probably) not getting up to any trouble on his own.

Content warning for profanity, unreality, disturbing imagery, blood, auditory horror, and nonexplicit description of animal cruelty and death. 

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DM is Xaan who can be found @xaandiir on all platforms.
Vae is played by Alex.
Snow is played by Bean, AKA Alexa, who is @alexandra_jaden on Twitter.
Kareus is played by Kian who can be found @lostfanboy on most platforms.
Jerome is played by Lady.
Mogan is played by Queen.
Leif is played by Selah who can be found @_str4wberrymilk on Twitter.


Theme song is Melody by Emorie.
Cover art is made by Anum Ranjhaa (@anumranjhaa)

With plans to head after the bandit group the Thistles the next day, the Vox settles in for the night in Wingston. While the two tieflings head back to the guild to rest and recuperate after the stress of the day, Vae, Snow, and Jerome stay the night at the museum. Although Snow and Jerome have a fairly uneventful night, Vae sees some disturbing visions… In this episode, Jerome does some breaking and entering, Kareus opens up about his past, and Vae learns what nightmares are like.

Note: Due to real-life obligations, Queen, Mogan’s player, could not attend this session and will not be present in this episode. Don’t worry, he’s (probably) not getting up to any trouble on his own.

Content warning for profanity, unreality, mild gore, disturbing imagery, and auditory horror.

You may find the transcription for this episode here.
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DM is Xaan who can be found @xaandiir on all platforms.
Vae is played by Alex.
Snow is played by Bean, AKA Alexa, who is @alexandra_jaden on Twitter.
Kareus is played by Kian who can be found @lostfanboy on most platforms.
Jerome is played by Lady.
Mogan is played by Queen.
Leif is played by Selah who can be found @_str4wberrymilk on Twitter.


Theme song is Melody by Emorie.
Cover art is made by Anum Ranjhaa (@anumranjhaa)

After completing their mission in the temple of Ishtishia, the Vox Anima now makes their way to Wingston to meet with the curator who hired them. Unfortunately for them (and for him) it turns out that the curator isn’t a stranger at all to one member of the group, and things get very awkward, very fast. In this episode, Snow and Jerome let their suspicions get the best of them, the Vox gets another job offer, and Kareus reunites with a… friend? 

Content warning for profanity. 

You may find the transcription for this episode here.
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DM is Xaan who can be found @xaandiir on all platforms.
Vae is played by Alex.
Snow is played by Bean, AKA Alexa, who is @alexandra_jaden on Twitter.
Kareus is played by Kian who can be found @lostfanboy on most platforms.
Jerome is played by Lady.
Mogan is played by Queen.
Leif is played by Selah who can be found @_str4wberrymilk on Twitter.


Theme song is Melody by Emorie.
Cover art is made by Anum Ranjhaa (@anumranjhaa)

The Vox Anima find themselves exploring a strange temple filled with mysteries, traps, and probably not necessary blood sacrifices. Together, the team must work together to solve puzzles and recover the artifacts they were sent to find. In this episode, Mogan does a trust exercise, Jerome puts on his charm, the team meets some ghosts, and Vae makes a mistake. 

Content warning for profanity, unreality, blood, and auditory horror. 

You may find the transcription for this episode here.
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DM is Xaan who can be found @xaandiir on all platforms.
Vae is played by Alex.
Snow is played by Bean, AKA Alexa, who is @alexandra_jaden on Twitter.
Kareus is played by Kian who can be found @lostfanboy on most platforms.
Jerome is played by Lady.
Mogan is played by Queen.
Leif is played by Selah who can be found @_str4wberrymilk on Twitter.


Theme song is Melody by Emorie.
Cover art is made by Anum Ranjhaa (@anumranjhaa)

Now reunited, the Vox Anima decides their next course of action. Our team decides to head out to investigate the strange temple they’ve heard so much about and afterwards recover the artifacts for their new job. Before they even make it to that temple though, they receive a threatening note, summon some furry friends, and have some serious conversations. In this episode, Jerome adjusts to his newfound magic, Leif tries desperately to bond with his new familiar, and the Vox finds a mysterious abandoned town. 

Content warning for profanity, brief unreality, and mild gore. 

You may find the transcription for this episode here.
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DM is Xaan who can be found @xaandiir on all platforms.
Vae is played by Alex.
Snow is played by Bean, AKA Alexa, who is @alexandra_jaden on Twitter.
Kareus is played by Kian who can be found @lostfanboy on most platforms.
Jerome is played by Lady.
Mogan is played by Queen.
Leif is played by Selah who can be found @_str4wberrymilk on Twitter.


Theme song is Melody by Emorie.
Cover art is made by Anum Ranjhaa (@anumranjhaa)

Once again, the Vox finds themselves back in Wellspring, and looking for a new adventure. Before they make any decisions about where to head next though, they have a few errands to run… and some chaos to cause. In this episode, Jerome learns some new skills, Leif goes on the ride of a lifetime, Snow misses some crucial context, and Mogan finally comes home.

Content warning for profanity.

You may find the transcription for this episode here.
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Follow us on Twitter @critchaoticpod
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DM is Xaan who can be found @xaandiir on all platforms.
Vae is played by Alex.
Snow is played by Bean, AKA Alexa, who is @alexandra_jaden on Twitter.
Kareus is played by Kian who can be found @lostfanboy on most platforms.
Jerome is played by Lady.
Mogan is played by Queen.
Leif is played by Selah who can be found @_str4wberrymilk on Twitter.


Theme song is Melody by Emorie.
Cover art is made by Anum Ranjhaa (@anumranjhaa)

When our favorite dark and mysterious half-orc wandered off a few episodes ago, nobody was quite sure what happened to him. In this special episode of Critically Chaotic, we take a quick glance back into the past to see just what trouble Mogan got into while on his own. In this episode, Xaan takes Queen and Mogan on a one-shot adventure, which includes a mysterious halfing, traps, and revelations. 

Content warning for profanity, violence, fire, unreality, emotional distress, and tense situations. 

You may find the transcription for this episode here.
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Follow us on Twitter @critchaoticpod
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DM is Xaan who can be found @xaandiir on all platforms.
Vae is played by Alex.
Snow is played by Bean, AKA Alexa, who is @alexandra_jaden on Twitter.
Kareus is played by Kian who can be found @lostfanboy on most platforms.
Jerome is played by Lady.
Mogan is played by Queen.
Leif is played by Selah who can be found @_str4wberrymilk on Twitter.


Theme song is Melody by Emorie.
Cover art is made by Anum Ranjhaa (@anumranjhaa)

After discovering that the peaceful orc family they met in the last episode was hiding a dark secret, the Vox have to find a way to rescue their charge without getting themselves or anyone else killed. But is this situation as black-and-white as it appears? In this episode, Leif makes a dangerous mistake, Kareus takes a fall, and Vae makes a new friend.

Note: Due to real-life obligations, Queen, Mogan’s player, could not attend this session and will not be present in this episode. Don’t worry, he’s (probably) not getting up to any trouble on his own.

Content warning for profanity, tense situations, and discussions of violence.

You may find the transcription for this episode here.
Please visit our website for more information on the podcast.
Follow us on Twitter @critchaoticpod
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DM is Xaan who can be found @xaandiir on all platforms.
Vae is played by Alex.
Snow is played by Bean, AKA Alexa, who is @alexandra_jaden on Twitter.
Kareus is played by Kian who can be found @lostfanboy on most platforms.
Jerome is played by Lady.
Mogan is played by Queen.
Leif is played by Selah who can be found @_str4wberrymilk on Twitter.


Theme song is Melody by Emorie.
Cover art is made by Anum Ranjhaa (@anumranjhaa)

Now official members of the Mercenary’s guild, the Vox Anima chooses their first job as a certified party. Their newest adventure is your traditional damsel-in-distress situation: a beautiful maiden, kidnapped by trolls! But when they arrive at the Quall plains, all our heroes find is a seemingly peaceful orc family and a lot of questions. In this episode, Jerome experiences some consequences, Kareus and Leif learn how to gamble, and Snow gets a bad feeling.

Note: Due to real-life obligations, Queen, Mogan’s player, could not attend this session and will not be present in this episode. Don’t worry, he’s (probably) not getting up to any trouble on his own.

Content warning for profanity, gambling, tense situations, illness, and discussion of animal violence. 

You may find the transcription for this episode here.
Please visit our website for more information on the podcast.
Follow us on Twitter @critchaoticpod
Follow us on Instagram @criticallychaoticpodcast
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DM is Xaan who can be found @xaandiir on all platforms.
Vae is played by Alex.
Snow is played by Bean, AKA Alexa, who is @alexandra_jaden on Twitter.
Kareus is played by Kian who can be found @lostfanboy on most platforms.
Jerome is played by Lady.
Mogan is played by Queen.
Leif is played by Selah who can be found @_str4wberrymilk on Twitter.


Theme song is Melody by Emorie.
Cover art is made by Anum Ranjhaa (@anumranjhaa)

After finally making it safely to Wellspring, our haggard adventurers at last get a chance to kick back and relax, as well as make a decision about whether or not they will become an official party within the Mercenary Guild. In this episode, Vae suggests a game, Jerome enjoys some questionable scones, Leif is haunted by their past, and the group chooses a name.

Note: Due to real-life obligations, Queen, Mogan’s player, could not attend this session and will not be present in this episode. Don’t worry, he’s (probably) not getting up to any trouble on his own.

Content warning for profanity and alcohol. 

You may find the transcription for this episode here.
Please visit our website for more information on the podcast.
Follow us on Twitter @critchaoticpod
Follow us on Instagram @criticallychaoticpodcast
Follow us on TikTok

DM is Xaan who can be found @xaandiir on all platforms.
Vae is played by Alex.
Snow is played by Bean, AKA Alexa, who is @alexandra_jaden on Twitter.
Kareus is played by Kian who can be found @lostfanboy on most platforms.
Jerome is played by Lady.
Mogan is played by Queen.
Leif is played by Selah who can be found @_str4wberrymilk on Twitter.


Theme song is Melody by Emorie.
Cover art is made by Anum Ranjhaa (@anumranjhaa)