Critically Complained

What up gang, so due to Adam living life we have no normal episode. However this felt like a great time to dust off this idea. You are welcome/I'm sorry.

This week in the Complaint Corner: Plans to awkwardly staple the Marvel and Sony movies together, some people make improvements to the Super Mario Bros. Movie (as if it could get any better), and they are making a sad Joker sequel. 

This week in the Complaint Corner: The Eternals get a movie trailer, Overwatch 2 means friend groups have to start cutting out the weak link, and Dr. Strange had oopsies poopies whitewashing.

This week in the Complaint Corner: Knives Out 2 means more celebrity death, HBO and Discovery+ to make a beautiful streaming service baby, and whatever else we can fill the time slot with.

This week in the Complaint Corner: Venom 2 is happening, this is the end for Draxx, and HBO personally attacks Steve's faith in mankind.

This week in the Complaint Corner: A few minutes of Mortal Kombat, Disney is gunna snatch up Spiderman, and Captain America 4.

This week in the Complaint Corner The Last of Us is getting remade for some no doubt great reason, Spiderman movies are all going to Netflix instead of Disney+ and  locking people in rooms against their will is illegal.

This Week in the Complaint Corner: Non-canon Loki gets a Canon Show, Netflix buys a murder mystery franchise, and DC ums and urs about what the future holds.