On this special Firing Lane, Croaky presents the adult case for why Jay Collins is the only serious successor to the DeSantis legacy. Johnny Freedom McPatriot counters by defending “Bryons Donald” and “Fishdick” with such enthusiasm he accidentally explains why neither should run anything more complex than a rotary phone.

A debate about the future of Florida, the collapse of vibes-based politics, and the shocking power of arguing with yourself.