Governor Ron DeSantis isn’t just running out the clock in Florida — he’s building a bench. From the Attorney General to the CFO to the Lieutenant Governor, this is about creating a leadership pipeline that can carry Florida’s playbook well beyond one term.

🎧 New Firing Lane

👉 Mrs. Croaky joins me to break down how this isn’t reform — it’s a federal sleight of hand that punishes conservative states, grows dependency, and hands Democrats a narrative win on a silver platter.

We’re not defending Medicaid.

If you care about healthcare, taxes, or being lied to while clapping — you need to hear this.

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🚨 The Epstein Case Is Closed. Officially.

Not with justice.

Croaky Cayman returns — not by subpoena, not by hashtag, but by philosophical necessity — to torch the cowardice, the contradictions, and the conspiracies.

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Dan Bongino and Kash Patel? Suddenly they’ve “read the files” and decided Epstein “definitely” killed himself.

Pam Bondi closes the case with the energy of a Real Housewives reunion moderated by a defense attorney.

Trump? Promised to drain the swamp.

This is the monologue we didn’t want — but need.

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The state of Florida, in a rare act of sober governance, identified a remote Cold War-era airstrip—already cleared, already paved, already owned—and said, “Let’s use this to expedite deportations.” Sensible? Efficient? Legal? All of the above.

Iran’s regime claimed it was untouchable.

Israel said: cool story bro.

Israel didn’t just bomb bunkers and take out leadership. They bombed morale.

In this Firing Lane episode, we’re breaking down how:

Mossad snuck inside and dropped real-time humiliation

How Starlink can turn Gen Z Iranians into revolutionaries with ring lights

Iran's economy collapsing faster than a morality police PR campaign

And why Khamenei is now known internally as “that guy who used to matter"

Matt Gaetz says Hope Florida is a scam.

They couldn’t beat Casey DeSantis, so they smeared her program.

Condo Karen Dagen McDowell Smears DeSantis for addressing an issue she's claiming he didn't address.

Byron Donalds PR arm Florida's Voice Brandon Leslie literally confesses: they just want to poison Google results.

This isn’t journalism.

“If Gaetz sells the lies wholesale, McDowell shrink-wraps them for Fox Business.”

🎧 The full takedown is here. Gaetz, McDowell, Andrade, Leslie… all of them.

What do tariffs, bond yields, and used Hondas have in common?

🚨 The real story out of Florida:

The House leadership — packed with lobbyist puppets — declared war on Governor DeSantis.

The Senate?

✅ Hope Florida is working — and that terrifies them.

This isn’t about one program.

This Easter, Croaky examined the rise of people who disavow expertise while demanding its privileges. From Dave Smith quoting GDP figures like holy scripture to social media mobs declaring gang tattoos and border policy with zero firsthand knowledge, the episode dissects how faux humility has become armor for unchecked arrogance.

In a world where microphones are free but knowledge costs effort, we ask:

The answer, unfortunately, is already all around us.

Croaky and Tahgi plunge into the ghostly realm of the social contract—scrutinizing it from multiple angles, from Burke to Hegel to Stirner, and even Kant. Is society a rational agreement between individuals? A sacred covenant across generations? Or just a clever scam by professors and priests to domesticate your will?

In a no-holds-barred episode, Croaky deconstructs the absurdity of “I never signed the social contract” memes while Tahgi defends the notion that we’re born into institutions like fish into water. Along the way, they debate whether families are organic or institutional, whether obligations are felt or forged, and whether Nietzsche should ever be allowed in polite society.

With chicken jokes, Kantian morality, and just enough philosophy to make Twitter arguments awkward for your friends, this is the episode where ideas don’t get participation trophies—they get grilled, deboned, and served with a side of the moral imagination.