In this episode of Firing Lane, Tahgi and I dive into:

This isn’t a gossip podcast—it’s an intellectual breakdown of an artist at war with himself.

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🎙 Croaky Caiman Presents: Firing Lane 🎙

🚨 Think tariffs only hurt Canada, Mexico and China? Think again. 🚨

They told you tariffs would bring back jobs and punish foreign countries, but the reality? You’re the one paying for it.

🔹 Why did the Smoot-Hawley Tariff make the Great Depression worse?

💡 If you’ve never taken an economics class, don’t worry—Croaky breaks it down so even politicians can understand it.

🎧 Tune in to Firing Lane – Where we switch the selector switch from safe to semi and watch our lane.

Everyone has an opinion on Gaza, but few dare to confront the brutal reality: this is not just about borders—it’s about culture, demographics, and the inescapable cycles of violence that render peace a fantasy. Trump, in his usual bombast, blurted out something absurdly simplistic—“take over Palestine and fix it”—but beneath the bluster lies a question most refuse to answer: What, if anything, can actually end this conflict?

🔹 Summary:

Along the way, Croaky finds himself locked in a battle of wits with two Groypers who have miraculously discovered their newfound passion for Israel, despite knowing nothing about its history, its struggles, or the long-term consequences of their proposed solutions. As they fumble through half-baked talking points about “Zionist conspiracies” and “the West’s betrayal,” Croaky peels back the layers of ignorance and forces them to confront reality: this conflict will not resolve itself, and ignoring the ideological rot in Gaza only guarantees more October 7ths.

Is this a war that can ever truly end? What does history tell us about nations that have undergone ideological transformations—and does Gaza even have the foundations for one? And perhaps the most uncomfortable question of all: If demography is destiny, what happens when the math is not in Israel’s favor?

Brace yourself—this one isn’t for the faint of heart. Language Warning

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Sold as the toughest immigration enforcement bill in the country, the TRUMP Act does the opposite, handing enforcement power to a pro-amnesty Agriculture Commissioner with deep special interest ties. And when true conservatives like Jay Collins, Mike Caruso, and Blaise Ingoglia dared to expose the truth? Daniel Perez—playing head cheerleader of the Florida House—punished them for it.

In this episode of Firing Lane, Croaky shreds the deception and lays out the battle plan:

This is the fight for the soul of Florida conservatism. Will you stand with the fighters—or let the frauds win?

Listen now. The battle has already begun.

🚨 They called it the toughest immigration bill ever. We call it what it is—a scam.

On this episode of Firing Lane, Croaky Caiman and DeSantis Appreciation Society break down the TRUMP Act—not just what’s in it, but what it actually does. Spoiler: It’s not enforcement—it’s bureaucratic sabotage.

And joining the show? Florida Senator Jay Collins—one of the few Republicans who saw through the scam and voted NO. He lays out exactly why this bill is weak, what needs to happen next, and why he’s committed to fixing this mess with real immigration reform.

Oh, and Croaky? He took the opportunity to tell Collins what a lot of us are thinking—it’s time for him to run for governor. The support is there.

If you care about real immigration enforcement and want to stop the political games, this is a must-listen.

🔥 Firing Lane—where we take aim at the RINOs before they take aim at your future. 🔥

🔥 Tucker Carlson wants you to believe Ron DeSantis is a puppet of the donor class. The reality? Carlson is the one dancing for the billionaires who profit off illegal immigration, cheap labor, and foreign influence.

In this episode, we shred Tucker’s latest lie and expose his career of grift—from his trust-fund upbringing to his Fox News populist act to his new descent into UFOs, demons, and Putin propaganda. Meanwhile, DeSantis has spent his career actually fighting the donor class—taking on Disney, Big Sugar, Budweiser, and corporate interests who push mass migration for cheap labor.

We’ll track Carlson’s endless flip-flopping, his Saudi-funded ventures, his lapdog performance for Putin, and his desperate attempts to keep his low-information audience hooked on nonsense. Tucker Carlson isn’t attacking DeSantis because of principles—he’s attacking him because his grift depends on keeping conservatives dumb, angry, and powerless.

🔍 Who’s really standing up to the establishment? Who’s selling out? You already know the answer. Now, let’s break it all down.

📢 Tune in. Set your selector switch from safe to semi and watch your lane.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to FAFO Season, where the ‘conservative’ establishment just tripped over its own lies and fell flat on its face.

Tonight, on Firing Lane, we’re exposing:

🔥 How the TRUMP Act actually weakens immigration enforcement while pretending to be tough

If you think ‘weak’ Republicans are just in D.C., guess again—they’re residents of the Florida swamp as well, and they just showed their hand.

🚨 Listen now on Firing Lane and find out why DeSantis isn’t the lame duck—he’s the one hunting the ducks."

Cartels aren’t just organized crime—they’re insurgents operating like terrorist organizations, destabilizing nations and wreaking havoc across borders. In this episode of Firing Lane, we tackle the bold and controversial proposal to designate cartels as terrorist groups. What does it mean? Why is it necessary? And how could this be a game-changer in the fight against cartel violence and corruption? From freezing assets and intelligence-sharing to cutting through critics’ avocado fallacies, we explore why this designation isn’t just about semantics—it’s about justice, survival, and reclaiming order in a world plagued by chaos. Tune in to hear why this fight matters for America, our allies, and the future of global security

Join Firing Lane as we tackle Trump’s bold 2025 executive orders on immigration—covering everything from border walls and birthright citizenship to cartel crackdowns and H1B visa reforms. Are these moves pragmatic solutions or political theater? We’ll examine the implications of ending birthright citizenship, the militarization of border security, designating cartels as terrorist organizations, and how H1B changes could impact America’s workforce and innovation. With sharp insights, humor, and a principled conservative lens, we’ll break down what it all means for the future of immigration, the economy, and national identity.