Firing Lane

Schrödinger's Pedo-Files: DOJ's Sympathy for the Devil

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🚨 The Epstein Case Is Closed. Officially.

Not with justice.

Not with resolution.
But with a DOJ lullaby.

Croaky Cayman returns — not by subpoena, not by hashtag, but by philosophical necessity — to torch the cowardice, the contradictions, and the conspiracies.

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  1. Dan Bongino and Kash Patel? Suddenly they’ve “read the files” and decided Epstein “definitely” killed himself.

    Croaky explains why this magical revelation is nothing but recycled fog.

  2. Pam Bondi closes the case with the energy of a Real Housewives reunion moderated by a defense attorney.

    Croaky eviscerates the "missing minute" of surveillance footage — and the missing will to investigate.

  3. Trump? Promised to drain the swamp.

    Instead:
    – Denied Files Exist
    – Dodged Epstein Connections
    – Still visible doing that weird dance in every Epstein GIF search (go ahead try it)

    This is the monologue we didn’t want — but need.

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