🎙️ The fellas should open a daycare—because apparently the easiest money in America is getting paid for childcare that doesn’t exist. Nick Shirley’s goes door-to-door in Minnesota: finding blacked-out windows, locked doors, no kids in sight, and big checks flowing anyway. We talk about how this kind of scheme doesn’t just rip off taxpayers—it also squeezes the real families. It’s embarrassing how local and national press frames this story, why “it’s just a few bad actors” doesn’t cut it, and why the incentives behind keeping this kind of grift alive.

🫏 Then, we recap the best 2025 Democratic faceplants and clips. From Kamala to Warren, Crockett to an unfortunate No Kings congresswoman - we show how messaging gets used as a shield by democrats.

🐘Then, Jayme Franklin joins the Progrum. We talk about her work in building The Conservateur and Sincerely American, what it’s like creating a space for conservative women in media. We also address how friendships—and real-life priorities like marriage, kids, and work—are a bigger part of the story than the usual press narrative.

00:00 — The Fellas Need to Get in on the Grift

02:03 — Nick Shirley’s Doing The Work Media Won’t

07:35 — Who Gets Hurt When Money Disappears

13:57 — Finding “Quality Learing” in MN

18:10 — Investigative Compilation from MN

20:04 — This System is Functioning as It Was Intended

22:07 — The New Tammany Hall

26:45 — Why “a few arrests” won’t fix this

34:11 — The DHS Shrug-fest

35:53 — Wisconsin Governor On Immigrants

37:15 — What Elizabeth Warren‘s Stumble S’ays about the Moment

38:08 — Jasmine Crockett’s Messaging Machine

41:46 — Kamala Doesn’t Pick Pete

46:51 — Jayme Franklin On building The Conservateur

53:05 — Why women’s media is so one-sided

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🎙️ Get ready for a whole stack of holiday-flavored chaos. We start with the most deranged “ideology in baking” moment imaginable: a decolonized Christmas cookie pitch that tries to rewrite history through masa, honey, and pure self-seriousness. From there, we’re right into the spirit of the season: the stuff that’s supposed to be wholesome, until it isn’t.

🐫 ️Next up, we hit peak pageantry with a live-nativity-adjacent church scene that includes camels walking the aisle—right up until one of them detonates a kick into an unsuspecting face. Then we keep the decorations theme rolling: a car fully wrapped in Christmas lights attempts a heroic pass… and immediately turns into a cautionary tale.

🎄 And because the holidays are nothing without juvenile sabotage, we get the garage-door letter swap that takes “Merry Christmas” somewhere deeply unfit for polite company—followed by our own story time about a neighborhood snow sculpture that gets an anatomical “upgrade.”

⚡Then we flash back to our favorite variety segments from 2025. From men fighting gorillas to umpire nut-shots. Relive the best of 2025 with the fellas. ️

00:00 - Holiday laughs with the fellas and a fresh stack of variety

03:23 - “Decolonized Christmas” cookies

07:03 - Live nativity chaos: camel strolls into church, then the kick lands

10:08 - Christmas car eats it

11:18 - Classic Christmas Variety

18:12 - Vintage Variety: 100 men vs 1 gorilla simulations

22:39 - 10,000 gorillas vs 1,000,000 men and the morale problem

24:39 - Airborne elbow-drop strategy talk for gorilla combat

29:18 - Vintage Variety: Rhode Island prosecutor arrest bodycam

37:40 - The Washington Post tries “Gen Z” sketch comedy

42:49 - New angle on the F-15 backseat ejection footage

44:24 - Padres field-runner kid gets tackled

45:21 - ESPN tries to fix itself

50:33 - Best umpire nut hit in history

54:12 - Wild pigs turn bright blue in California

57:35 - Drunk man drives airport cart through walkway

51:28 - Adults using pacifiers to cope

51:55 - Year-end reflections and variety chaos

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🎙️ We kick off our Christmas Day Q&A by answering the burning questions from the audience. We talk through how our careers actually started, how campaign instincts and comms muscle turn into real-world wins, and why the Progrum isn’t just “four guys with microphones,” but four guys who’ve lived the jobs we talk about.

⚡ Then, how the sausage gets made: how messages spread, why creativity beats policy-speak, and how the right phrase at the right moment can take over the conversation. We also talk about the early internet era in politics—how it worked, why it mattered, and what separated the serious operators from the scammy money-grab crowd.️

🥸 More of your questions in this proper holiday hang: Holmes’ on-again/off-again mustache situation, where ‘Progrum’ actually comes from, and whether we still have day jobs (we do). More Q&A in Part II - coming next week.

00:00 - Christmas Day Q&A - Our gift to you

04:16 - The backstory on the fellas

05:14 - How comms work actually gets learned in the Senate

11:12 - Selling stories to reporters and shaping the narrative

12:50 - Branding moments that stick in politics

17:30 - The road back to winning in 2014

24:58 - Building a real professional partnership

28:37 - Smug’s bio: finance to politics to operating in NYC

30:00 - Inside the financial crisis panic

35:52 - Where “Comfortably Smug” comes from and why it takes off

40:16 - Covid-era Zoom happy hours give birth to an idea

49:52 - Why does Holmes mustache come and go?

53:19 - Where “Grum/Progrum” comes from—dialects, sports, and Senate impressions

59:17 - Do we still have day jobs? What we actually do now

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🎁 A happy Festivus to all those who celebrate. Today, the fellas have their a festivus celebration for the ages. Everyone shares their personal and political grievances, plus we review the best feats of strength from the year. ️

💥 Whether it’s a debate about nachos being a total scam or Donald Trump’s decisive bombing of Iran, you won’t want to miss a bit of our Festivus Celebration. Grab your aluminium pole and prepare for your own Festivus miracles!

00:00 - A Festivus for the rest of us

04:18 - Moving the chains on the NFL

08:06 - Immigration enforcement and prioritization

13:41 - Burgers that are too tall to eat

18:21 - Nachos and restaurant food scams

20:00 - Political ads and candidate disclaimers

24:49 - Speakerphone use in public spaces

28:44 - Democrats pretending to be TikTok Zoomers

33:25 - Walking on the wrong side of the sidewalk

36:03 - Conservatives complaining about Congress out of session

42:42 - The 2025 Feats of Strength

45:04 - American military action abroad

50:35 - Minnesota cheerleaders and cultural madness

53:18 - Border numbers and enforcement strength

56:14 - Fighting bears and unhinged bravery

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🎙️ Another democrat political fairy tale collapses in real time. We start with Ilhan Omar’s claim that ICE pulled over her son, then walk through how DHS says it never happened, how the story keeps shifting, and why the media still gives it oxygen. We discuss why this keeps happening and why Minnesota keeps finding itself in the spotlight for all the wrong reasons.

⚡Eric Swalwell has painfully forced taco campaign content, just cringe at its worst. Then, Kamala Harris reappears on late night, and the Biden administration is suddenly pretending like it always respected the Department of Justice. We talk through why that story doesn’t hold up, how selective memory works in politics, and why Jimmy Kimmel asking “soft” questions still manages to expose a mess. Plus free booze to hobos in San Francisco.️

🐘 Then, former AG Bill Barr sits down for a wide-ranging interview on Venezuela, narco-terrorism, Hezbollah, climate lawfare, the Supreme Court, and the Epstein case. Barr lays out what actually happened, what matters, and why so much of the noise is just that. It’s a long run, a lot of laughs, and more than a few uncomfortable truths.

00:00 - Omar has entered the chat

07:03 - DHS says it never happened

09:16 - Omar responds and the story keeps changing

12:30 - Past immigration allegations resurface with Tom Homan

15:04 - Swalwell’s taco content and campaign cringe

23:36 - Kamala Harris on late-night and the DOJ excuse

29:18 - San Francisco’s free alcohol program for the homeless

41:45 - World Cup Pride match lands Iran vs Egypt in Seattle

49:47 - Bill Barr joins on Venezuela and narco-terrorism

59:12 - Bill Barr on climate lawfare and the courts breaking the system

1:07:38 - Barr on Epstein, the files, and what actually happened

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🎙️ We break down why “just asking questions” turns into an incentive structure for inventing madness. We discuss what this kind of content does to real people who are living through real grief, and the influencers online who are trying to cash in on Charlie Kirk, Erika Kirk and the fight with Candace Owens.

⚡ Then we pivot to a brutal week of terror news and the political responses that make our blood boil. We run through the headlines, the media gymnastics, and the hard pivots. Primarily, Debbie Wasserman Schultz wandering into Trump-land while the question is about jihad, Chris Murphy turning violence into a fundraising pitch, and the broader weakness that keeps showing up across Western politics. What will it take for liberals to get serious about radical Islamic terrorism?

🐘 Then, Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders joins the Progrum. We talk Arkansas momentum, National Guard troops in D.C. and what changes on the ground. Plus, her quick stop at the White House to address farmers' needs and the economy going into 2026. And, what does the Huckabee family Christmas look like?

👑 And our signature game, King of the Hill with Adam Kinzinger taking on champion Steve Schmidt.

00:00 - Why we refuse to commentate on commentating

04:24 - The Charlie Kirk tragedy should not be a content machine

10:09 - How conspiracies hijack the vacuum before court facts land

21:47 - Debbie Wasserman Schultz hard-pivots away from jihad

28:28 - Chris Murphy blames Trump for violence and gets roasted

31:52 - Australia clip: leaders stammer around radical clerics

43:45 - King of the Hill: Steve Schmidt vs. Adam Kinzinger

55:38 - Ja Rule’s golf shot goes sideways

56:54 - Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders joins The Progrum

59:04 - Arkansas Guard in D.C. and what the city feels like now

1:04:10 - Why food security is national security

1:09:41 - The economy, midterms, and selling the administration’s case

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🎙️ The fellas discuss how billions in COVID-era funding vanished through fraud in Minnesota. We walk through how the slush funds were set up, why there was almost no oversight, and how state leadership dodged responsibility while taxpayers got fleeced. We also break down the absurd defenses that Tim Walz continues to offer up. This was not some paperwork error—it was an invitation to steal.

💪 Secretary of Labor Lori Chavez-DeRemer is cleaning up unemployment insurance fraud, cracking down on abuse of worker programs, and restoring trust in systems that are supposed to help people. We also get into her work to create apprenticeships and trade skills for Americans. Plus her thoughts on why the American worker is being boxed out by policies that reward shortcuts instead of effort.

🐘 Another major announcement from the Office of Personnel Management on a new effort to bring early-career technical talent into government. We talk with Scott Kupor about merit-based hiring, ditching credential gatekeeping, and why rebuilding state capacity starts with trusting people who can actually do the work.

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00:00 — Why emergency slush funds created a fraud playground

05:52 — Tim Walz refuses to protest his citizens

10:15 — What real oversight would have caught immediately

12:23 — US Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer

17:07 — Apprenticeships, trade skills, and rebuilding worker pride

22:46 — Protecting American labor

33:30 — AI, workforce training, and staying competitive

52:14 — FBI stops a far-left terror plot before New Year’s Eve

58:00 — Overseas attacks and the cost of ignoring extremism

1:08:01 — OPM Director Scott Kupor

1:25:23 — Variety

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🎙️ Gavin Newsom is spinning his Palisades Fire “hair on fire” story, so we go back to the actual clip and walk through how the hero tale falls apart. Then, Tim Walz now claims Republicans fear him because he can fix a truck. We revisit his shifting image from the campaign till now. Kamala is also declaring herself a “historic figure,” and talking about her future marble bust in the halls of Congress.

🫏 And the great hope of Texas Democrats, Jasmine Crockett, isn’t even allowed to speak in her own senate launch ad. The fellas dig down on what we can learn from Jazzy Crockett in Texas and we review the song and dance she’s choreographing. Plus, we review AOC and her Puerto Rico spending spree.

⚡️Then the return of Dem or Journo where the fellas see if they can detect the subtle difference given some blind statements from Ashbrook. Variety with Michigan football’s implosion and Ashbrook defends incoming strays all about Ohio.

00:00 - Gavin Newsom’s Palisades Fire “hair on fire” story

07:09 - Tim Walz on “toxic masculinity,” trucks, hunting, and what he says scares Republicans

10:03 - Kamala Harris calls herself a “historic figure.”

17:31 - Jasmine Crockett launches ad built on Trump

34:27 - Venezuela drug boats, tanker raid video, and the risk of regime projects

40:02 - AOC’s Puerto Rico spending

45:00 - We play Dem or Journo

59:00 - Michigan coaching scandal, flag world record jump, dirt-bike arrest, and the Big Boy statue graveyard

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🎙️ The same people who pushed trillions in spending now act confused that prices climbed. We lay out how democrats got us here on inflation, and the size of the hole that Trump is trying to climb out of.

💵 Then, we look at the actual data — wage growth under Trump’s second term, the collapse of real wages under Biden, and the painful gap between rising prices and falling purchasing power. We talked through why the free-market fixes we’ve supported for years are still the right path, and why handing more control to Washington will only make families’ expenses worse.

🐘 Michigan hasn’t sent a Republican to this Senate seat in roughly three decades, but former congressman Mike Rogers thinks that streak is about to end. Rogers walks through what a real change election looks like in a 50–50, working-class state that actually builds things. ️

00:00 — Cold Open

01:41 — How Biden Broke the Economy

04:36 — Andy Beshear’s “economy of tomorrow” talking point loop

08:23 — Prices, wages, workers: the real affordability gap

14:16 — Why Obamacare was built to break the system

25:37 — Real wage growth explained

34:03 — Comparing conservative affordability to socialist “solutions”

42:06 — King of the Hill

54:37 — Mike Rogers on the future of Michigan

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🔥 Democratic Party CHAOS: The Radical Left Takes Over & Chuck Schumer’s Days Are NUMBERED! + Mary Katharine Ham joins for the lightning round ⚡

The Democratic establishment is COLLAPSING before our eyes.

From Jasmine Crockett scaring off “moderate” challengers in Texas to the progressive lunatics running in primaries nationwide, the party of AOC and “The Squad” is now fully in charge.

Chuck Schumer? Done. Finished. His grip on power is slipping faster than a drunk guy on a cruise ship with 33 beers… which, yes, we also cover in this absolute banger of an episode. 🤯🎯

What You’ll Hear:

Why Colin Allred bailed on the Texas Senate race the second Jasmine Crockett jumped in. 🔥

The radical left’s “win at all costs” strategy and how they’re purging anyone remotely normal.

Jasmine Crockett’s wild Jeffrey Epstein smear meltdown on the House floor.

😳The INSANE story of a cruise passenger who drank 33 beers, got pepper-sprayed twice, sedated… and it didn't end well. 🍻⚓

The greatest animal fight clip of all time: Chinese zookeepers vs. angry black bear armed with a basketball hoop, a chair, a stick, and… a PARROT?! 🐻🪑🦜 (You have to see this)

This is Democratic Fight Club — and the first rule is there are no rules left.

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01:12 Democratic Party Civil War Begins

07:00 Jasmine Crockett Torches Texas Senate Race

11:28 Jasmine’s Jeffrey Epstein Meltdown Clip

1:09:50 The 33-Beer Cruise Ship Pepper Spray Incident 🍺🚢

1:17:28 Greatest Zoo Fight Ever Recorded 🐻🦜

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