The gang chats about all things Tears of the Kingdom, Spiderverse, and Chainsaw Man  

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Crook & Murder, and Special Guest Alex, are diving into another alien moneter story! This week we've got the "Flat Woods Monster" which An Extraterrestrial being that crash landed in the town of Flatwoods in Braxton County, West Virginia and really stunk up the whole county. This, possibly reptilian, stinky boy came to Earth in a giant fireball. Also, check out Crook & Murder discussing their trip to Mothman country where Murder almost shot a beaver and thought about stealing a 40oz from gas station that proudly sold confederate flags. He didn't do it though. 

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MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU!
 
 It's that time again, The Stone Gauntlet kicks its way into May with a Wookie-tastic, Force-fabulous, gunslinging scoundrel, droid-sexual (no judgment here),all Star Wars episode. Roll up a bantha leg of a spliff and enjoy your May. Spoiler alert: Vader is Han's great aunt... wait that doesn't sound right.

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This one is just Crook and Special Guest Alex, Murder had to sit this one out (the mausoleum I live in had a power outage then the copses just started falling out of their caskets). The dynamic duo discuss the Greek origins and the modern take on Sirens. Half-bird, half-Mariah Carey, and all woman... These chicks will make your day, then ruin EVERYTHING. I, Maxwell Murder, think it's probably worth it. 

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Now, when Crook said to me we're doing a whole episode about "Native American Stick Figures", I assumed we'd be talking petroglyphs. I says to myself, "Murder, how we gonna make a whole episode on petroglyphs interesting?". Well color me surprised, the myth of Stick People is pretty fucking creepy and seems to permeate a lot of disparate ethos and tribes. Get ready, Brother Bear!  

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Your monthly geek awesomeness! Crook talks games, SpiderGuy talks media, and Jordan does a TED Talk with Powerpoint and everything. You'll have to watch the video on YouTube for the full experience though.

Your Humble Anarcho-NotGettingYounger-BloodPreasure'sNotGettingLower-Crust-Punk,
Max Murder

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The Celtic folklore behind Banshees. Death omens, Faeriefolk, short and squat gingers, tall gingers, or just weird night nurses who clean clothes in a bog... It all really depends on if you're in Ireland or Scotland. Scottish Banshees seem to have the ability to perform the legendary backwards breastfeed... for grown dudes. In Murder's opinion, it's all a vast conspiracy perpetrated by the Catholic Church to install a desert wizard as the main God of most of Europe. 

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Let's start off with a spoiler: This North Carolina folktale is 100% TRUE. Crook & Crew dig deep to tell this 100% TRUE story and its 100% BADASS main character, Captain Eli Blood. Just listen and you'll understand how 100% TRUE this story is and 100% BADASS Captain Eli Blood is. 

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SpiderGuy, JRab, and CrookIrish get all up in March Madness. March Madness is when Resident Evil 4 gets re-released, right? Spider-fella talks DC and we find out why he absolutely should've been cast as Shazam, Crook goes all in on Clone Wars, and Jordan get some things off his chest about GameCube and how it caused severe psychic damage to him. Apparently a console _can_ touch you in your bathing suit spot. 

Your Humble OldAsDustAndNotGettingYounger-GameCube-Loving-CrumbCovered-AnarchoPunk,
Max Murder

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Wendigos. You might be asking yourself, "wtf is a Wendigo?", well Crook and Murder are laying it down. These MFers will ruin your day. They'll ruin your week. Fuck, they'll ruin your life. If you're lucky you'll even become one of the cannibalistic badasses. Unstoppable, lightning fast, and damn hungry. If you ever encounter one, don't think a road flare will protect you like the infamous - and fictional - Winchester Brothers used... It'll just piss 'em off.

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