**Notes:** * Dan sets the pace with his Peloton jams. * The debate: Dog car seats – necessity or luxury? * A scenic walk around Lake Eola – what's not to love? * Dreaming of Alaskan adventures. * Spotting Magoo around town. * A rather unexpected invitation to swing. * The mysterious art of "Cooking the eggs." * Grandpa's intriguing tales about his crooked pecker. * The secret world of bathhouses. * T&D; debut on Cameo! * A shocking revelation on QVC: Santa isn't real! * Navigating the tricky waters of diarrhea spelling. * Katy Perry's slimy encounter. **Stay Connected:** * [Website: Tom & Dan](https://tomanddan.com/) * [App: Download on iTunes and GooglePlay](https://tomanddan.com/app) * [Twitter: Tom & Dan on Twitter](https://twitter.com/Amediocretime) * [Facebook: Tom & Dan on Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/AMediocreTime) * [Instagram: Tom & Dan on Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/amediocretime/) **Tune In & Turn Up:** * [Apple Podcasts: Apple Podcasts Link](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478)  * [Stitcher: Stitcher Link](https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show)  * [TuneIn: TuneIn Link](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-p393884/) **Unlock the BDM Vault:** * [Join the BDM crew at BDM Registration](https://tomanddan.com/bdm-show) for extra shows, OG episodes, and private BDM parties. **Rock Our Swag:** * [Elevate your style with the latest Tom & Dan merchandise](https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/) **Join the Live Stream Party:** * Experience our daily live streams on [Twitch](https://www.twitch.tv/amediocretime) or [YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/user/amediocretime). Dive into some fun chat and witness the inner workings of an indie podcast sensation. **Discover Tom & Dan Watering Holes:** * [Check out Tom & Dan Watering Holes](www.tomanddanwateringholes.com) and elevate your hangout experiences. Delight in delicious food and drinks, all while bonding with fellow listeners.

737 - Crooked Pecker Magoo

Tom and Dan were once sitting in a hotel room in Daytona Beach, Florida where the air-condition didn't work, they were out of beer, and the cable only had 2 channels that came in static free. One of their friends suggested that they leave and attempt to find something better to do to which Dan replied "Why would we want to ruin a mediocre time?"

If you were to ask "Tom and Dan" what the meaning of life is, they might tell you that there is none. Born from a feeling that nothing in life truly matters and that for the most part we're all surrounded by scumbags, "Tom and Dan" figured out that there's only one true constant in life; laughter. How did they come to that conclusion? It's all they have. You see, just like the mass majority of us, "T & D" have day jobs and it was at said day job where they cued in on the fact that some of the greatest laughs came at the end of the day. There's just something about the relaxed feeling of knowing that you have very little time left at work to put in. Maybe it's the "punch drunkenness" of still being at work; no one is quite sure. There they sat in their office, the door shut to their co-workers and management, only making each other laugh to the point of tears. Finally they realized that it might not be such a bad idea to roll tape on these conversations. Why not? They would be having them anyway, taped or not, and it was fun. Both of them come from rather lengthy broadcasting careers so setting up a home studio wasn't so hard to do. And with the addition of Ross, the consummate straight man and "News Dad", things got even more "mediocre." Broadcasting since 2009 has garnered a rather extensive following for "T & D" with loyal "scumbags" (as their listeners are affectionately known) checking in from all across the world. Hundreds of shows under their belts and winners of the Orlando Weekly's "Best of Orlando 2011" for "Best Kept Secret" reassures them both that yes…no one is listening! (Best Kept Secret? HA!)

Comedy

Improv

Well, that was fun as all hell! Jesse Wolfe is such a kind dude and just one of those guys whose energy is fun and positive and, you know - and nothing but love and thanks for his time today! (Make sure you go and give him a follow on social media. Especially if you're an entrapenuer.) I'm off to get some of this gray beard chopped off! Have a fantastic weekend! Freedom nuts 4 all! - d ### - New podcast voice introduction - Humorous attempts with character voices - Sponsor highlight: Secured Roofing and Solar, with listener promotions - Live opening from "Injured on the Go Just Call Mo Studio" - Jesse Wolfe, UCF alum and entrepreneur, guest stars - Announcement: 10-year anniversary show tickets available - Cruise booking information - Chaotic week featuring AI projects and songwriting - Tyson's press conference remarks on Jake Paul - Crystal's Peter Pan outing with the boys - Sprint triathlon training discussion - Explanation of training zones for fat loss and aerobic benefits - Confusion over workout zones and structured training plans - Hosts' misunderstandings about training specifics - Importance of precise workout details in training regimes - Personal running stories and outdoor distractions - Jokes on personal training inefficiencies and simplicity - Humor over bicycle gear confusion during training - Riding through industrial areas and encounters with homeless - Funny encounter with a homeless man unexpectedly appearing - City riding safety concerns - Triathlon kits: appearance and fit discussion - Humorous take on triathlon clothing fitting challenges - Jokes on anatomical differences affecting clothing fit - Cycling strategies and gear discussion for triathlons - Triathlon breakdown: swim location confusion, strategic breaks - Judges monitoring on paddleboards during triathlon - New business pitch to Jesse Wolfe: boiled peanuts - Mortgage advice and personal finance anecdotes - Jokes on marriage shared in intimate show settings - Boiled peanut business branding and jingle creation with AI - Expanding T&D; Big Fat Nuts' audience discussion - Jingle comparison to famous commercial tunes - Branding concerns and universal appeal considerations - Humorous product naming and marketing strategies - Freedom Nuts branding refinement, including mascot ideas - Competitor analysis: Hardee's and Hampton's Farms - Corporate branding mockery and engaging logo creation - Demographic-specific branding strategies, including pride-themed - Commentary on easy modern business startups via online platforms - Strategic advice on product pricing, packaging, distribution - Boiled peanuts' cultural significance and national market potential - Boiled peanut business pitch for "Shark Tank" - Online sales strategy and retailer pressure tactics - Benefits of controlled, small-scale production - Corporate acquisition risks and maintaining brand integrity - Competitive strategies and impact of corporate takeovers - Business tactics humor and corporate culture satire - Market appeal discussion for new boiled peanut flavor - Humorous commitment for outrageous behavior if pre-orders hit target - OnlyFans promotional consideration - Selling company at peak value advice - Social media leverage by young entrepreneurs - Importance of direct-to-consumer sales before seeking retail partners - Control benefits over small batch product quality - Potential buyout handling from large companies or private equity - Timing importance in business selling to maximize profit - Marketing and branding strategies for engaging diverse demographics - Promotional tactics using personal branding and social media - Rapid and cost-effective new business setup logistics - Continuation into different product lines and branding themes - "Shark Tank" success considerations for boiled peanut venture - Direct-to-consumer vs. traditional retail sales benefits - Independent growth vs. accepting buyouts debate - Challenges in scaling production while preserving quality - Private equity impact on small brands discussion - Managing business offers and growth opportunities strategies - New product line expansion based on customer feedback potential - Innovative customer engagement through humorous marketing - Handling customer service and engagement via modern technology - Humorous old men incidents and technology frustrations - Video playback of old man pranks and reactions analysis - Old men's stubbornness in business and personal pride - Ric Flair bar altercation and subsequent apology - Promotion of Jesse Wolfe's TikTok success and social media impact - Invitation for listener participation and sponsor support in Orlando ### **Connect & Follow:** - [Website](https://tomanddan.com/) - [Twitter](https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive) - [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/AMediocreTime) - [Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/tomanddanlive/)   **Listen & Laugh:** - [Apple Podcasts: A Mediocre Time](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478) - [Google Podcasts: A Mediocre Time](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9hbWVkaW9jcmV0aW1lLmxpYnN5bi5jb20vcnNz?sa=X&ved;=2ahUKEwj6x-_il7mBAxX2moQIHRosAQwQ9sEGegQIARAC) - [TuneIn: A Mediocre Time](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-p393884/)   **Corporate Comedy:** - [Apple Podcasts: A Corporate Time](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time-with-tom-and-dan/id994667625) - [Google Podcasts: A Corporate Time](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5saWJzeW4uY29tLzYxOTc2L3Jzcw?sa=X&ved;=2ahUKEwj6x-_il7mBAxX2moQIHRosAQwQ9sEGegQIARAD) - [TuneIn: A Corporate Time](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-p1836090/)   **Exclusive Content:** - [Join BDM](https://tomanddan.com/registration)   **Merchandise:** - [Shop Tom & Dan](https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/)   **Live Streams:** - [Twitch](https://www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive) - [YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/user/amediocretime)   **Explore Local:** - [Tom & Dan Watering Holes](https://www.tomanddanwateringholes.com/)

772 - Freedom Nuts

Indulge in the finest moments of the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan," airing weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. As one of the pioneering FM talk radio stations, Real Radio 104.1 has been a trailblazer, and Tom & Dan have been the captivating voice of the reluctant night show. Why reluctant, you ask? Well, after two decades in the radio industry, they've experienced its unforgiving nature, but they've gracefully transformed it into a realm of delightful silliness. Thank you for being a part of their journey and tuning in!

Best of ACT - May 13-17

Thanks to those of you that were able to catch the stream live today! I love that! Have a fantastic weekend and we’ll be back here on Monday!   ###   - Introduction to the "Friday free show" with Tom and Dan. - Discussion on booking a cruise with unlimited drinks and free Wi-Fi. - Comedy skit about musical spoons and social interactions on the cruise. - Comparison of musical spoons with other percussive instruments across cultures. - Commentary on playing spoons during a spouse's work call. - Restrictions on playing spoons during work calls. - TikTok spoof idea for "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" using spoons. - Analysis of "Devil Went Down to Georgia," focusing on band racial compositions. - Fantasy skit of the devil introducing historical figures as band members. - Theme park visits discussion, focusing on attractions like Halloween Horror Nights. - Personal anecdotes about theme park visits in peak summer. - Discussion on theme park characters, especially at Universal's Harry Potter world. - Cultural impact of Orlando's theme parks on locals. - Commentary on the value and purchase of musical spoons. - Gift-giving practices, including birthday gifts given as Christmas presents. - Mental prep for theme park visits to ensure family enjoyment. - Authenticity of parents' enthusiasm at theme parks and its impact on children. - Humorous comparison of theme park visits to a triathlon. - Strategies for early theme park visits to maximize experience. - Cost-effectiveness of Fast Pass options at theme parks. - Father's struggle to maintain cheer during a child's birthday at a theme park. - Bringing drinks to manage costs and enhance theme park experiences. - Tourist reactions to Florida heat at theme parks. - Pros and cons of waiting in long lines at theme parks during peak season. - Purchase and value discussion of interactive wands at Harry Potter world. - Comparison of theme park wand technology to consumer electronics. - Personal views on high costs of theme park merchandise. - Critique of theme park experiences' cost-effectiveness, focusing on Universal Studios. - Detailed account of personal and family expenses during theme park visits. - Financial burdens of visitors saving for theme park vacations. - Satirical view on other guests' perceived affluence at theme parks. - Humorous narrative on a corporate 5K race in extreme heat. - Physical challenges and heat impact during races. - Effectiveness of misters in theme parks against heat. - Medical facilities for overheated guests at theme parks. - Critique of non-refillable, chip-enabled soda cups at theme parks. - Humorous analogies of theme park experiences to apocalyptic scenarios. - Costly nature of theme park food and acceptance of high prices. - Disillusionment with the magical experience versus reality at theme parks. - Humorous closing on customer service and technology in consumable items. - Media consumption in brief, highlight-focused formats. - Observations on non-professional roasters, like NFL players, and their reliance on professional writers. - Discussion of a Netflix special as an uncensored roast platform. - Past TV censorship and the arbitrary nature of content rules. - Roast comparison to a sports match with agreed roughness. - Challenges of maintaining humor without personal attacks in roasts. - Influence of corporate sponsorships on TV content and censorship.  Speculation on Tom Brady's roast participation motives.  - Critique of Jerry Seinfeld's reactions to his movie's failure. - Financial success and comedic style comparisons between Jerry Seinfeld and Howard Stern. - Authenticity challenges in roasts among non-professional comedians. - Cultural and generational shifts in comedy and entertainment debates. - Theme park business strategies on guest consumption limits. - Progression and historical context of media regulation. - Personal preferences in entertainment and social activities. - Longevity and relevance debates of entertainment figures over time. - Impact of catchphrases on TV show popularity. - Nostalgia's effect on older TV series' perceived quality. - Viewing habits comparison: past limitations versus modern choices. - Durability of character-driven shows like "Golden Girls" and "Cheers." - Role of merchandise and catchphrases in TV show success. - Changes in media consumption: from serialized TV to streaming. - Debate on older TV shows' quality and relevance in modern contexts. - Discussion on "hell burners" as historical naval weapons. - Strategy analysis of Federico's ships with gunpowder against enemy bridges. - Dramatic impact of hell burners on Spanish forces during a naval siege. - Reflections on historical warfare and technology complexities. - Comparison of military technology innovations with civilian medical advancements. - Historical handling of physical trauma and injuries. - Ethical debates on using destructive technology in warfare.  Entertainment and historical value of ancient military tactics discussions.    ###   **Connect & Follow:** - [Website](https://tomanddan.com/) - [Twitter](https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive) - [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/AMediocreTime) - [Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/tomanddanlive/)   **Listen & Laugh:** - [Apple Podcasts: A Mediocre Time](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478) - [Google Podcasts: A Mediocre Time](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9hbWVkaW9jcmV0aW1lLmxpYnN5bi5jb20vcnNz?sa=X&ved;=2ahUKEwj6x-_il7mBAxX2moQIHRosAQwQ9sEGegQIARAC) - [TuneIn: A Mediocre Time](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-p393884/)   **Corporate Comedy:** - [Apple Podcasts: A Corporate Time](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time-with-tom-and-dan/id994667625) - [Google Podcasts: A Corporate Time](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5saWJzeW4uY29tLzYxOTc2L3Jzcw?sa=X&ved;=2ahUKEwj6x-_il7mBAxX2moQIHRosAQwQ9sEGegQIARAD) - [TuneIn: A Corporate Time](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-p1836090/)   **Exclusive Content:** - [Join BDM](https://tomanddan.com/registration)   **Merchandise:** - [Shop Tom & Dan](https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/)   **Live Streams:** - [Twitch](https://www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive) - [YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/user/amediocretime)   **Explore Local:** - [Tom & Dan Watering Holes](https://www.tomanddanwateringholes.com/)

771 - SpoonDan

Best of ACT - May 6-10

I hope to see some of you guys at the Magic game tonight! To say that I've had the bug is an understatement. I have watched every single game this year! (I don't even think I've done that for my Atlanta Falcons!) Anyway - gotta jet, but thank you for watching and listening! We love you guys. go magics! - d ### - BudDocs.org offers medical marijuana licenses with initial telemedicine visits and ongoing accessibility. - Dr. Shenlate's BudDeals program aggregates dispensary discounts. - Refund guarantee for ineligible medical marijuana license applicants. - Introduce "Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan" speakers. - Explore emotional sensitivity and dynamics among co-hosts. - Highlight new sponsors in marijuana and tea sectors. - Feature Brendan O'Connor from Bungalower.com as a guest. - Share personal anecdotes and quirky habits. - Promote Tom and Dan cruise with interactive events like "mediocre idol." - Discuss challenges in personal relationships and fidelity. - Reflect on regret and moral choices in personal actions. - Announce upcoming cruise with beach parties and entertainment. - Address local venue shooting: safety and permitting issues discussed. - Critique media and governance on event hosting misrepresentation. - Introduce Airbnb Icon series with unique lodging experiences. - Utilize fantasy scenarios like the "Up" house to discuss serious topics like suicide. - Feature special Airbnb themes like "X-Men 97" and Prince's "Purple Rain" house. - Propose themed Airbnbs based on "The Office," "The Simpsons," and other popular media. - Explore potential Disney and Universal themed accommodations and legal challenges. - Discuss high costs leading to the commercial failure of the Star Wars-themed hotel. - Market Star Wars themed blue milk as a cultural icon. - Enhance Airbnb experiences through local partnerships and convert guests to show listeners. - Discuss monetization challenges and strategies for Airbnb and sponsorships. - Suggest themed stays like historic and character-themed accommodations. - Reflect on public and governance changes impacting the Parliament House Hotel. - Discuss "Wally's" to "Walters" rebranding and public reaction. - Analyze digital conversations' impact on real estate perceptions. - Examine societal influence of online comments through real-life examples. - Discuss AI voice misuse for impersonation and its social implications. - Compare AI-generated art with traditional art, emphasizing human creativity. - Debate ethics of AI in art creation and its impact on artistic value. - Discuss public trust issues due to advanced AI in media and personal communications. - Consider AI's role in art authenticity and the devaluation of traditional skills. - Reflect on AI's potential to fabricate damaging content and societal shifts. - Call from a listener reminiscing about the show and suggesting commemorative activities. - Discuss corporate responsibilities for past harmful stunts. - Explore documentary or celebration ideas for a show character or anniversary. - Discuss the impact of AI on authenticity, misinformation, and personal privacy. - Delve into quirky vehicle communities and themed vehicle creation for personal expression. - Discuss Burning Man's cultural significance, celebrity influence, and attendee experiences. - Address anxiety management in personal and professional life. - Share personal anecdotes on mental health struggles and stigma reduction. - Debate the authenticity of squirting in sexual activities and related personal experiences. **Connect & Follow:** - [Website](https://tomanddan.com/) - [Twitter](https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive) - [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/AMediocreTime) - [Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/tomanddanlive/)   **Listen & Laugh:** - [Apple Podcasts: A Mediocre Time](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478) - [Google Podcasts: A Mediocre Time](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9hbWVkaW9jcmV0aW1lLmxpYnN5bi5jb20vcnNz?sa=X&ved;=2ahUKEwj6x-_il7mBAxX2moQIHRosAQwQ9sEGegQIARAC) - [TuneIn: A Mediocre Time](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-p393884/)   **Corporate Comedy:** - [Apple Podcasts: A Corporate Time](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-corporate-time-with-tom-and-dan/id994667625) - [Google Podcasts: A Corporate Time](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5saWJzeW4uY29tLzYxOTc2L3Jzcw?sa=X&ved;=2ahUKEwj6x-_il7mBAxX2moQIHRosAQwQ9sEGegQIARAD) - [TuneIn: A Corporate Time](https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Corporate-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-p1836090/)   **Exclusive Content:** - [Join BDM](https://tomanddan.com/registration)   **Merchandise:** - [Shop Tom & Dan](https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/)   **Live Streams:** - [Twitch](https://www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive) - [YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/user/amediocretime)   **Explore Local:** - [Tom & Dan Watering Holes](https://www.tomanddanwateringholes.com/)

737 - Crooked Pecker Magoo

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