Five Things Men Should Do: Pray, Love, Give, Fight, Work

Man Up: The Quest for Masculinity  by Jeff Hemmer

Giving to Doxology

Honest John and Jesse Voelker

 On this episode we have a (hopefully regular guest or perhaps cohost?) Rev. Jeff Hemmer. We take on the Theology of the Body, and The Manliest Man Who Ever Maned, and finally get to 1 of the top 5 things a man should know...Thus we will have him back next week. BUT, you DO NOT want to miss this episode. It's the kind of podcast episode other podcasts are afraid to talk about. 

Man Up: The Quest for Masculinity  by Jeff Hemmer

Giving to Doxology

Honest John and Jesse Voelker

Is it possible to be too blessed to be stressed and if so, who would even want to live a life like that if the blessing isn't connected to Jesus? ASSuME nothing.

Ending Music by Hildegard von Blingin'

Southern Fried Lutheranism segment on what a pastor should have in his office!

Our first Holy Happy Hour segment on the proper liturgical cocktail for the Visitation of the Blessed Virgin Mary!

Next week we will have with us Rev. Jeff Hemmer and all things being a man.

Cover art by Rita Salazar Dickerson

One might call Cross Eyed Christian radio a variety show. But two might call it dull witted rambling. But, what do they know?

Cover art by Rita Salazar Dickerson

God helps those who help themselves has been a common phrase in pop culture for a very long time. In fact, it's been in pop culture so long it isn't as much "pop" as it is poop. As in, ancient Greek Mythology. So, where does this come from? Does it help Christians? Should we stop saying it?

In this first episode Pastor Mize opens up and introduces the segmented platform of the show which is as simple as 1) He rambles about what ever he wants for 10 mins 2) Cuts to Southern Fried Lutheranism Segment, 3) Introduces the Cross Eyed Fiction. Mize's rambling began to include axe throwing and driveled off into explaining our segments and who James Huskins might be. We pick back up with the joys of Livermush, the silky, mellifluent voice of Edwin Chapman's reading of the First Table of the Ten Commandments, proper bourbon, James Huskin's Prologue/Pastoral Columns/NewsLetters.  *Don't miss next week's 2nd segment with Rev. Sam Schuldheisz and The Book of the Lost Tales*

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Cover art by Rita Salazar Dickerson

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