Cross Eyed Christian

Cross Eyed Christian

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Cross Eyed Christian episodes

  • Episode 4: Guest Rev. Jeff Hemmer Talks on the Theology of the Body, and The Manliest Man Who Ever Maned

     On this episode we have a (hopefully regular guest or perhaps cohost?) Rev. Jeff Hemmer. We take on the Theology of the Body, and The Manliest Man Who Ever Maned, and finally get to 1 of the top 5 things a man should know...Thus we will have him back next week. BUT, you DO NOT want to miss this episode. It's the kind of podcast episode other podcasts are afraid to talk about. 

    Man Up: The Quest for Masculinity  by Jeff Hemmer


    Giving to Doxology


    Music by 

    Honest John and Jesse Voelker

    Steve 'n" Seagulls Sabatoge

    Check Out Augustana Lutheran Church's YouTube Page Here

    1 hr 9 min
  • Episode 3: SFL segment on what a pastor should have in his office and our first segment on the proper liturgical cocktail for the Visitation of the Blessed Virgin Mary

    Southern Fried Lutheranism segment on what a pastor should have in his office!

    Our first Holy Happy Hour segment on the proper liturgical cocktail for the Visitation of the Blessed Virgin Mary!

    Next week we will have with us Rev. Jeff Hemmer and all things being a man.


    https://www.thespruceeats.com/godmother-cocktail-recipe-761065

    Cover art by Rita Salazar Dickerson

    Sponsored by
    Doxology
    Giving to Doxology
    Rev. Hans Fiene and Lutheran Satire
    Music by Honest John and Jesse Voelker
    Medievallica - Unforgiven Medieval

    Check Out Augustana Lutheran Church's YouTube Page Here

    52 min
  • Episode 2: Redneck Explains Axe Throwing, Southern Fried Lutheranism, Rev. Schuldheisz breaks down The Book of Lost Tales by J. R. R. Tolkien

    One might call Cross Eyed Christian radio a variety show. But two might call it dull witted rambling. But, what do they know?


    In this episode Pastor Gaven Mize attempts to explain his budding passion for the sport of axe throwing. Edwin Chapman brings us the second table of the Ten Commandments from Luther's Small Catechism. We catch up with James Huskins in Livermush Theology Chapter 1. Rev. Schuldheisz gives us a great overview of The Book of Lost Tales by J. R. R. Tolkien! 


    Cover art by Rita Salazar Dickerson

    Sponsored by
    Doxology
    Giving to Doxology
    Rev. Hans Fiene and Lutheran Satire
    Music by Honest John and Jesse Voelker

    Check Out Augustana Lutheran Church's YouTube Page Here


    1 hr 13 min
  • Bonus Material: "God Helps Those Who Help Themselves" TRUE OR FALSE?

    God helps those who help themselves has been a common phrase in pop culture for a very long time. In fact, it's been in pop culture so long it isn't as much "pop" as it is poop. As in, ancient Greek Mythology. So, where does this come from? Does it help Christians? Should we stop saying it?


    Cover art by Rita Salazar Dickerson 

    17 min
  • Episode 1: Southern Fried Lutheranism, Livermush, and Jesus

    In this first episode Pastor Mize opens up and introduces the segmented platform of the show which is as simple as 1) He rambles about what ever he wants for 10 mins 2) Cuts to Southern Fried Lutheranism Segment, 3) Introduces the Cross Eyed Fiction. Mize's rambling began to include axe throwing and driveled off into explaining our segments and who James Huskins might be. We pick back up with the joys of Livermush, the silky, mellifluent voice of Edwin Chapman's reading of the First Table of the Ten Commandments, proper bourbon, James Huskin's Prologue/Pastoral Columns/NewsLetters.  *Don't miss next week's 2nd segment with Rev. Sam Schuldheisz and The Book of the Lost Tales*

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    Cover art by Rita Salazar Dickerson

    Sponsored by
    Rev. Hans Fiene and Lutheran Satire
    Rev. Todd A. Peperkorn and I Trust When Dark My Road
    Music by Honest John and Jesse Voelker

    Check Out Augustana Lutheran Church's YouTube Page Here

    Proper Livermush: Hunter's Livermush

    56 min

About Cross Eyed Christian

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A Christian podcast that doesn’t take itself too seriously except for serious theology and then we seriously take that super serious. Seriously.