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Come one, come all to ChristCon 2026 (or 2027, depending on many factors outside of our control)! Rudy and TJ lay out plans for a convention of truly biblical proportions, featuring contests, teaching, cosplay, miracles, buffets, intern recruitment, and the world's first true attempt to live out Christ's teaching the parable of the feast in Luke 14. 

In Turnt or Burnt, our notorious podcrastinators finally get around to weighing in on the "Harley Davidson is woke and gay now" online controversy. Bruno Mars has been appointed King of Las Vegas. Oh, really? Not on our watch! A bankrupt Rudy Giuliani taps the 9/11 survivors fund for free healthcare. Is this a viable alternative to socialized medicine? And in the most important local story of the season, Las Vegas casinos now employ robotic slot machines to follow gamblers around when they attempt to get up and leave.

Do the two extremely suspicious scorpion attacks signal the end approaching more swiftly than the public is willing to acknowledge? As the full realization of the kingdom of God/America draws near, is it too early for the Arc du Triump to be built in Washington DC? Find out the answers to these, and all your most pressing eschatological questions in How Many Four Horsemen!

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Young folk at church obsessed with their devices, and leaving their magnetically-sealed Kamoflage Kidz NKJV Lil' Warrior Study Bible closed all week? New from Rudy and TJ's recording studio side-project: TJ's Rap 'n' Rhyme Rhymin' Bible Time, a fresh way to connect digital natives to the civilizing power of Bible knowledge in a format they will love. 

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Look up! It's a How Many Four Horsemen emergency pod from our heroes, as they wrestle with the world-ending possibilities of the new special military op in the Middle East. Rudy dives into history - or whatever history can be had during the WiFi outage at the camp - to piece together a new thoroughly-Christian theory of the "justice" of "war" in this day and age. 

In Turnt or Burnt, Kristi Noem has been kicked upstairs following an illustrious tenure in DHS, CostCo has begun to offer family-sized family planning services, and a quadruple amputee cornhole champion has been accused of 1st degree murder.

Holy Ghosted features call-in / tweet-in requests to have prayers originally rejected by God given a second hearing by Rudy and TJ. This time, teleportation powers have not been granted by the Almighty, nor have prayers for protection of free speech outside these Fruited Plains been answered, nor has healing from the Trump Doctor-Christ AI image been given (yet).

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You deserve a break; so let Rudy and TJ take you on a sensorally stimulating walk through a 2 Timothy 4:3 version of ASMR. Your jangled nerves may never be the same again. 

In Turnt or Burnt, your gracious and pugnacious hosts discuss the spiritual angles of the Louvre heist, the apostacy of Marjorie Taylor Greene, the late-arriving imitation of their Praisebots in mainstream Christian Contemporary Music, the Batman-inspired social changes visible on the subway, and the elimination of the activities of the DOGE group in the federal government.

How Many Four Horsemen features our heroes diving into the spiritual and apocalyptic signicance of the Qatari military presence in Idaho, corrections to their earlier discussion of the canonization of Carlo Acutis, and the stench of California's Democrat plants (Ginkgo trees, specifically).  

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It's time to start eating like a man who is no longer a child, but still loves being a child, but isn't a child anymore, and I'm a man and a man can eat like a child if he wants, because he's a man, dammit. I'm a man. I'm that man I'm describing who is still a man, in spite of everything liberals like my mom say. 

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Just, sort of, in time for the World Series, your hosts delve into the exhibition of human excellence which is minor and/or major league baseball - but not before giving a well-deserved tribute to the once-popular television show 24. In Turnt or Burnt, Rudy and TJ deliver commentary you can't find anywhere else on such topics as the televangelists who got busted for having slaves, the Hegseth/Trump inspirational speech to the generals, the AI Friend wearable device, Samsung's new ad-serving kitchen appliances, the dangerous inflatables being used to protest in Portland, and some home-town news of the big show in the Las Vegas Sphere: Wizard of Oz in 4D. In How Many Four Horsemen, your rapture-rizzed riders rank the relative reasons to revel in the revelations of Revelation concerning the end of the world last month, the accusations of antichrist being thrown around the tech world, and the worrying divine sign of increased bear attacks in Japan.

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Does your rideshare experience lack a cash-payment option? Do you want to build community? Did you skip the Clint Eastwood movie called Mule? Then you need to use Smugglr, the new Uber alternative from your favorite senior life-style supportive partner, Lifesteel.com

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Commie Con is in full swing at the convention center, meaning our heroes have virtually no choice but to protest the Furries who will be in attendance. This leads Rudy and TJ on an unforgetable adventure, which includes forgetting what happened to them over the summer. In Turnt or Burnt, your televanfluencing hosts discuss Tylenol, the new frontier of autism acquisition; the deployment of the National Guard to park maintenance service; the hit show Love Island; the start-and-stop work on Alligator Alcatraz; and Kawhi Leonard's no-show endorsement deal. In the return of How Many Four Horsemen, we take on the end-of-the-world-increasing influence of events in Iran, the Gaza Riveria, and the new Pope's first canonization. 

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Worried that your children won't behave exactly as you would like after your death? Hector them from beyond the grave, using our new perpetual annuity / post mortem social media posting service. 

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In an all-Turnt or Burnt episode, our heroes of the faithosphere Rudy and TJ give their hot, cool, or cold takes on a record number of timely topics for today's cultural Christian warrior: The return of ISIS, A1 or AI recommended by the Secretary of Education, the new Space Force anthem, Raygun: The Musical, Taco Bell, the $5 million Gold Card immigration program, trad-wife influencer Patriarchy Hannah, the DEI problem in biodiversity, the end of USAID, the end of Murder Hornets, the Menendez Brothers' re-sentencing, and Paula White's new $1,000 buy-up for additional spiritual services from God. 

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