In this enticing plate of Cold, Hard, Trash we tune in to Trashcan and Breeeeeeg contemplating getting a new pet for the landfill (a certain type of radioactive turtle) and chat about their goings on. Since Pokémon Champions had its first official tournament, Breeeg finds the opportunity to talk about the few games he caught, followed by a the revelation that, yes, Pokémon fight each other in the wild in Sun and Moon. They talk about lobotomies, showering and playing find the banana in the locker room, red bananas, Mitch Hedberg, and to top it all off, disguising a real bomb in papier mâché.