Cold, Hard, Trash

Breeeg and Jones can't get it straight whether inflammable means something can or cannot light on fire, and then they can't find the fire hydrant that's multiple colors, then Breeeg recounts being traumatized by Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time, then Jones brings out another Trashcan Cryptic Clue, then they discuss Pokémon Champions balance, then they bring up Jack Black's friend in Nacho Libre, then they talk about LA Beast and Shoenice.

In this episode, Jones and Breeeeg talk about chips they like, how much the Friday the 13th IP is split up (which they don't like), and Bethesda's attempts at online play. They're also really excited about the new Fable (Fable please sponsor us).

A storm hit Illinois so the duo talks about the weather (so exciting) before breeeeeg talks about his disdain for voice activated equipment, Jones and Breeeeg talk about the ethics of gambling ̶i̶n̶ ̶M̶i̶n̶e̶c̶r̶a̶f̶t̶ in Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door, more wrestling news concerning The Grande Americano, and cheez whiz as a culinary item.

In this enticing plate of Cold, Hard, Trash we tune in to Trashcan and Breeeeeeg contemplating getting a new pet for the landfill (a certain type of radioactive turtle) and chat about their goings on. Since Pokémon Champions had its first official tournament, Breeeg finds the opportunity to talk about the few games he caught, followed by a the revelation that, yes, Pokémon fight each other in the wild in Sun and Moon. They talk about lobotomies, showering and playing find the banana in the locker room, red bananas, Mitch Hedberg, and to top it all off, disguising a real bomb in papier mâché.

Come one, come alll to another riveting episode of Cold, (woooooo) HARD, (aaaaaah we love you Breeg) TRASH. The duo chat a bit about the new The Naked Gun with Liam Neeson, how the classic scary movies might play out if they were made today (more on screen violence), lost RuneScape music videos, Dane Cook, cheap flying machines. They also make plans to jump off a building together.

In this riveting episode of CRT, we got Trashcan chiding Breeg for eating hard candy like a goat, we got a review of the McDLT in modern day, we got death matches, cage matches, death cage matches, double cage matches, triple cage matches, triple cage matches with guitars, and the fabled quadruple cage match. Lots of other wrestling drama is involved as well, so tune on in!

Welcome to the second century of Cold, Hard, Trash with your venerable hosts Trashcan Jones and Breeeeeeg. After recovering from trash-related illness, Jones talks about the changes to passing in Madden and asks for Breeg's thoughts. The duo talks a bit a bout food marketing and foreshadows a future (or historic) meal at McDonald's. They bring up Family Guy. Jones then spews some absolute poppycock and dares Breeeg to figure out What the Hell is Jones Talking About? They chat a bit about Eminem and music theory. Come on in and enjoy everything you love about CRT!

In this special episode of CRT, Trashcan Jones and BREEEEEG recount their first episode and play a game meant for newlyweds to gush about one another. We want to thank our listeners so much for the time they've spent with us, and the time we'll continue to have doing this podcast ❤️

In this riveting episode of CRT, Breeeeg recounts how he didn't pass the Presidential Fitness Test in middle school, Jones talks about the wrestler Krule's bad times with a fan, and the two concoct a plan to hurt old people while they're also old.

Join us, dear listeners, in delighting in another serving of Cold, Hard, Trash. Breeeeg talks about his Pokémon Champions team and My Hero: Academia. The two get into more anime logic and putting hats on hats (literally). Jones brings up how lame and cool some of these baseball uniforms are as well as the Automated Ball-Strike challenge system.