Cold, Hard, Trash

Cold, Hard, Trash

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Cold, Hard, Trash episodes

  • CRT68: Boats 'n' Jones \\\ We Love Coffee ☕️

    Join us for another entertaining session of Cold, Hard, Trash with Trashcan Jones and Breeeeeg as they regale you with the story of their weekend. The conversation turns deep discussing the origin of consciousness and what we sent to space, followed with Breeeg talking about Nintendo things since he just got a Switch 2. Then, the conversation turns south as Jones reveals himself to be a hater of Lacroix and Coffee. Tensions are rising, with many people calling for Jones to apologize live on air.

    58 min
  • CRT65: Through the Vine in Baseball \\\ Tiktok and Instagram

    In the momentous 65th episode of CRT, Breeg and Trashcan consider getting on the payroll of Baseball players who need a fall guy for their crimes, chat about the framing of scenes in Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul, the new phase of Superhero flicks, and the debasement of the Hulk in the MCU. Breeg goes on to talk about the difference between TV clips on Tiktok and Instagram.

    57 min
  • CRT64: Smokin' Meat \\\ Smokin' Foes

    Trashcan and Breeg recuperate after their perilous attempt to imitate Bob Ross and are looking for viewer input! After debating which painting is better (each one saying the others is better), they talk about a smokeout Breeeeeeg intends to have and all the nuances of smoking meat. Not only was a smokeout coming up, but the Pokémon World Championship was underway! Breeeg has been following closely and wants to share their opinions. We hope you enjoy this episode about painting, smoked meat, and Pokémon.

    53 min
  • CRT63: Crinkle Can \\\ Mario Games

    Join Breeeeeeeg and Trashcan in this exciting episode of CRT! Breeg starts out doing the stupidest thing possible in front of a microphone: crushing a can on his head. The duo then discusses some of Breeg's high school performances, the 3D Mario games and other Nintendo properties on the Switch 2, and weird magic showing up in primarily technological anime media. We hope you enjoy, and any ire over the can thing can be directed solely at Breg.

    59 min
  • CRT62: Rambunctiousness \\\ Clownin'

    In this exciting episode of Cold, Hard, Trash, Trashcan and Breeeeeeg talk about the tomfoolery they got into when they were younger such as juking freshman, putting piles of batteries in dumpsters full of water, and hanging around the back rooms of swanky places. They find themselves discussing infrastructure such as the cul-de-sac and Akon City, which gives way to a conversation about famous artist's extra endeavors. They close it out on a Clown Note, discussing how clowns fit in our society nowadays and different kinds of public performers you might run into. Enjoy this 45 minutes with the Trash Team from CRT!

    43 min
  • CRT61: Addressing Skibidi Toilet \\\ Jones Opens Up

    In this episode of CRT, Jones and BREEG argue over whether football concessions are summer or autumn food, discover what Skibidi Toilet is, discuss some movies they enjoy such as Hereditary and The Irishman, talk about what the decibel scale entails, and Jones opens up about Crohn's Disease, a chronic illness he lives with.

    53 min
  • CRT60: Tasting Notes \\\ Sport Icons Lawrence Taylor and Deion Sanders

    This episode begins with Trashcan continuing to pout that Breeeeeg made him eat a grapefruit (Trashcan did this willingly) which leads to a discussion on the different tasting notes in alcoholic beverages and some sports history, such as the careers of Lawrence Taylor and Dion Sanders, as well as Chicago's sports. Trashcan and Breeeg take detours through the history of Miranda Rights, Tiktokkable (Instagrammable) foods, childhood memories, and more!

    48 min

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Best friends Trashcan Jones and Breg converse the hard truths about life, love, and gas station male enhancement supplimentation