Cold, Hard, Trash

In this episode of CRT59, Breeg and Trashcan Jones put out some formal corrections concerning how one dies to lightning and Benja - uh I mean Thomas Edison's involvement in the death of an elephant, weighing a human life against that of an endangered animal's, the difference between pixies, fairies, and gremlins, how Pokémon can take multiple hits, the Pokémon metagames, monotype battles, facts about the Yu-Gi-Oh and Pokémon Trading Card games, and hologram technology. Have a listen and find out more!

Before this episode, Jones told Breeg that he was going to open with a take that Breeeg was likely to disagree with. He was correct. Breeg tries to explain why water is important to middling success. Aside from that, Breeeeeg and Trashcan Jones discuss shuffling music on Spotify and AI musicians, Talking Heads' Stop Making Sense, artistic range, iconic songs in movies, the Harry Potter movies, moving pictures (not videos) AI photo recreation, slandering and lying about Thomas Edison's (not Benjamin Franklin's) murder of an elephant, corrosion, dying in Yoshi's Island giving Breg nightmares, unintended mechanics in fighting games, invincibility frames, and playing an instrument in an apartment and the dangers of hoisting a piano into it.

Join us for another episode of Cold, Hard, Trash featuring Trashcan Jones and Breeeeeg! In this episode, Breeg tries to get Jones to edit a Wikipedia page, the prevalence of ads on mobile sites (and regular sites), how targeted targeted ads actually are, old ads and jingles, the necessity of adblockers in the face of horrible YouTube ads, whether your memories are real, baby cat talk, whether it would be ethical to keep your neutered cat's balls, how you breed fish, keeping chickens and ducks, ancient megafauna and paleoart, ketchup (catsup?), and the ever delicious ANCHOVYYY.

In this exciting episode, Breg and Trashcan Jones discuss Mountain Monsters, the history channel show about a crew of hillbilly cryptid hunters on setting up their traps, microplastics in the body, Fallout human mutation and the midwestern Brotherhood of Steel chapter from non-canon Fallout entry Fallout Tactics: Brotherhood of Steel. Then, Breeeg goes on to explain why Elden Ring: Nightreign is sooo coool in a desperate attempt to find someone to play the game with.

This episode includes Trashcan and Breeeg discuss bees and how they make honey, ultra precise doctor training involving paper cranes, Jones's nightmare(?) where he drank two beers, problems people had in the 1500s that still afflict us today such as stepping in dog shit and dealing with smelly people. Once Jones runs out of prompts, Breg goes in for the kill: 50 uninterrupted minutes of Pokémon Education including the concepts of side targeting as well as shiny hunting and Pokémon rarity.

In this episode, Breeg and Trashcan talk about fictional crushes (crushes on fictional people, not crushes that don't exist), what exactly bees do to make honey (we don't know), their ice cream truck orders, how Boxing influenced anime through the concept of signature moves and punching faces, the real Rocky (both the story and the namesake), and Breeg's newest mobile game and why it's not as bad as the other ones.

Breeeeg, Trashcan, and guest Danny talk about the Final Destination movies, true crimes, the rules of death, Tony Todd (RIP), and the penny

Breg and Trashcan are asked questions by the msyterious Interrobang‽ 

Breeeeg and Trashcan discuss the GTA 6 delay, modded GTA 5, GTA 5 online, Kingdom Hearts lore, the murder house, the vomit bowl, the microplane, cleansing rituals, lost knowledge, Grok behavior, and AI Darth Vader sillies

 Breeeg and Trashcan discuss microphones, inner ears, spaghetti westerns, samurai stories, Django unchained, afro samurai, peanut m&ms, casting calls, the Shameless house, flavor of love, solitary, would you rather, oblivion, marvel rivals chrono shields, ho oh vgc meta, and pokemon version differences