Cold, Hard, Trash

Cold, Hard, Trash

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Cold, Hard, Trash episodes

  • CRT77: Breakin' Fences in Saints Row 2 \\\ Manga vs Anime First?

    Welcome again, our dear Trashlings, for another chill episode of Cold, Hard, Trash for your morning commute. Trashcan and Breeeeeg talk about the new Kirby Air Riders game before going over Trashcan's recent antics on his stream playing Saints Row 2. In this strangely on-topic episode, the two talk about their experience reading the mangas vs watching the animes for My Hero Academia and Fullmetal Alchemist.

    53 min
  • CRT76: Friday the 13th Movies \\\ Bird Brains

    In this hastily edited episode of CRT, Trashcan fawns over his favorite movie man crush, Jason Voorhees, then the boys break down what just happened with the birdemic watchalaong. They probably say some other stuff, and just generally have a fun time, like usual.

    52 min
  • CRT Bonus: Birdemic: Shock and Terror Watchalong

    Join us in watching one of the best/worst movies of all time, Birdemic: Shock and Terror. Revered as a cult classic in its own right, it has spun off multiple sequels and retains a cult following to this day. To watch along with the movie is free (with ads) on plutotv. 

     

    Unfortunately, it's hard to find this movie ad-free for free, so if you watch along on pluto, you'll have to pause us a few times!

    https://pluto.tv/us/on-demand/movies/6271777dc5141100134389c0

    1 hr 36 min
  • CRT75: The Beard Pact \\\ Renting DJ Khaled's Closet

    Breeeg secures a hard-fought agreement with Jones to grow out their beards together ahead of this winter. The Trashcan Himself poses the serious questions sparking discussions about the nature of time itself, how well you can imagine an apple, and how much you can remember your dreams. Breeg talks about his time at The Nick Hotel which gets Jones wondering whether you're allowed to drink at a Chuck E Cheese. They decide at some point they would like to rent out DJ Khaled's shoe closet for a weekend, and any donations towards this effort would be appreciated. #Beards #Dreams #Nostalgia #Technology #DJKhaled #Casinos

    53 min
  • CRT74: No More Arguing About Breaking Bad \\\ Arguing About... Receipts???

    Welcome back to another commute with the Cold, Hard, Trash gang. Jones finished Breaking Bad and him and Breeeeg talk about the impact of the finale and how fucked up Todd Alquist is. Jones buys a women's hat and is proud of that, but not proud of the receipt placed in his hand. Since the two will no longer be able to argue about guns on TV, Trashcan and Breeg agree to disagree about whether a paper receipt is worth getting for your purchases.

    49 min
  • CRT73: Cat Facts (They're Jerks) \\\ Pressure Cooking Facts (They're Bombs)

    Hello again, faithful listeners who stick by us regardless of occasional audio issues! Another episode of CRT has hit all streaming platforms, and this one includes some talk about the first couple episodes of Ozark, Breeeeeeg's tales of his cats being jerks to one another (and getting scammed on instagram), and an extensive conversation about pressure cookers, deep frying turkeys, and friendly mold in cheese.

    45 min
  • CRT72: The Wolves of Football Street \\\ Pokémon Legends Z-A Minor Spoilers

    Join us in this lower audio quality episode of CRT! Following Breeegs illness, Jones and him decided to record these episodes over the internet. Chicken soup starts them off as an obvious relevant topic before Jones gets into a series of Packers QBs who refused to step down from their positions. Breeeg talks about the new Pokémon game where you get mauled by lions and meet a streamer girl, which leads to a debate on whether streamers zap their dogs with electricity.

    57 min
  • CRT71: Franchise & Merchandise \\\ Breaking Bad S4 Midseason

    Trashcan and Breeeeeg go over different representations of superheroes across the different series where they've been represented, leading into a conversation about TV shows and their relationships to toys and other merchandise. They go over Jones's progress in Breaking Bad, with Jones criticizing Gus for not threatening Walt more seriously after Gale's death.

    54 min
  • CRT70: Pizza Hut Salad Stackerz™️ \\\ Gamblin' and Scalpin'

    Join us, dear listener, for another episode of Cold Hard Trash with Breeeg and Trashcan Jones. They get pumped for an upcoming Scooby-Doo marathon, Trashcan discusses his Raads test results, Breeg brings up the once-trend of stacking tall salads at Pizza Hut's salad bar, they both reminisce over a recent Worms tournament, and the conversation ends up with gambling games and the scalping of shiny Pokémon codes at Gamestop.

    58 min
  • CRT69: Even More Arguing About Breaking Bad \\\ North Carolina

    Welcome, listeners, to another episode of CRT with Trashcan Jones and Breeg! This episode includes Jones and Breg arguing over the attempted assassination of Hank in Breaking Bad S3, Breeeg recounts his college trip to North Carolina, including some awkward moments, biohacking and the limits of human abilities, and MGK comes up for some reason.

    58 min

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