Cold, Hard, Trash

In this episode of CRT, Breeeeeeeeg and Trashcan bring up a variety of topics including the L.A. Beast's campaign to have Crystal Pepsi return, sourdough and other long-term food prep commitments, the show Pros vs. Joes, and just how American apple pie and baseball are.

Our favorite duo, Trashcan Jones and Breeeeg, have come together for the 86th time to serve up another plate of Cold, Hard, Trash. They talk about the raccoon's fur masks, they talk about ethics and Terrance Howard, they talk about the heat and cold, they talk about adding cheese to ramen, and that's only the first half! Trashcan and Breeeg then get into a discussion about reboots and whether they're meant to introduce new viewers to the existing properties.

They're back at it again! Who, you ask? Well the daring duo from Cold, Hard, Trash: Trashcan Jones and Breeeg. Breeeeg wants to become a sports guy and Jones is happy to offer some Bears history before they talk about more Chicago stuff such as the grid and city borders. The two talk about MLK Jr day and the breadth of the speeches he gave about the government that they don't teach us in school. Not only that, but Helen Keller's speeches about socialism (but I said communism in the pod oopsie). They throw in a lil history of the shooter game genre and the more specific WWII shooter game genre, make a plan to sneak into a movie theater, and discuss games which can no longer be accessed legally.

The Trashlers come together once again, for again, an exciting episode of Cold, Hard, Trash. Breeeeg comes up with a business plan which will probably fail concerning the nightshade family of plants. The duo discusses Howard, Jimmy, and Kim's fate in Better Call Saul and chat a bit about Vince Gilligan's new show Pluribus. They finish it off complaining about trying to get Streamlabs to work properly on an Macbook and how useless AI searches can be.

After a hearty meal, the Trash Gang is back at it talking about the most recent movie they've seen Don's Plum. This movie features Leonardo DiCaprio being a dick to Spider-Man and a lot of the classic tropes and bigotry that come with the 90s. Critics have trouble telling if it's a terrible movie or a great movie, a question escalated by the fact that both Leo and Toby tried to prevent its release, but Trashcan and Breeeeeeeeg have formed their opposed opinions.

The duo goes on to discuss the guy in Umbrella who is too badass to die, games that fuck with you, fail comps and AFV, a little history of youtube and moderation, and finish it off with another reference to how Jones's voice breaks copyright in Russia and Belarus.

For the final time this year, listen in to yet another episode of Cold, Hard, Trash with your wonderful hosts Trashcan Jones and Breeeeeeeeeeeeeg. Merriam-Webster finally owned up and admits that Breeg's word of the year, "Slop", deserves its title. The two go over some other great picks for their top word list, such as the phrase "Touch Grass" or the name of a lake we could never pronounce or even spell in a Roblox spelling bee. Jones has been watching Better Call Saul, and the duo discuss what was going through Chuck's mind in his final days when he told his brother that he didn't matter to him. While they have different interpretations as to Chuck's emotion, they can both agree that the vet who connects criminals is a pretty funny character.

Calling all Trashheads! A new episode of CRT has been released! Join Breeeeeeeg and Trashcan Jones as they talk about the creepy buildings in Jones's town, Breeeg's inability to understand why they wouldn't kill a man on screen in a comedy movie, product placement in Marvel movies, indestructible children, the propagation of memes such as building fires, and finishing it off with a happy little Christmas message for the fans

In this exciting episode of Cold, Hard, Trash, Breeeg and Trashcan talk about two hot indie games slated to come out in 2026 that bring about some nostalgia. Buster Jam and Mindwave are two games in the style of WarioWare Inc., playing numerous fast-paced microgames to progress the story. The pair talks about their wants from the different games, but no matter what, both are happy for two games in an oft overlooked genre. Jones informs Breeeg that we got some crazy ass white boys coming to wrestling: Lost Gringos Locos.

Welcome back to Cold, Hard, Trash, A Family Guy Podcast. The duo talks about a couple movies and Jones decides to rate a movie he's never seen. They're still talking about Kirby Air Riders, happy to enjoy something from their childhoods again. What if there was a guy that send overly virile mosquitos into areas affected by malaria instead of infertile ones? Jones gets owned (real) so please listen to this new episode of CRT!

Welcome back to another rip roaring episode of Cold, Hard, Trash with your hosts Trashcan and BREEG. The cold weather is coming in and so has the subpar stuffing included in the new festive Subway sandwich (sponsor us and we'll change the review; your move, Subway). The duo discusses the tenuous topic of mayonnaise vs aioli, takes a detour through some topics in ecology to make fun of sloths and koalas, and finally end up talking about the new theoretical champ of piss drinking: Elon Musk, according to his own AI.