Cold, Hard, Trash

In this episode of CRT, our dynamic duo talks about Wendy's community poll failures, the papal jester, coincidentally bringing up Brett Hart moving to WCW and hating having his own locker, old man wrestling, Tank Abbott in the first UFC, acne, eating more powders, and debating how much of the real Nathan Fielder we see on screen in his various reality shows.

Breeeeg is finally one with the crazy ideas instead of Jones in this riveting episode of CRT. Tune in for some talk about Slay the Spire 2, glory kills in Uncharted, rocket jumps, the floppy disk save icon, and Eric Andre torturing people and dragging a good clown's image through the mud. We cap off this episode with the ultimate question: Can Breeeeeg consume a tablespoon of cayenne pepper in a minute without catastrophe? Tune in to find out!

Back in the Trash Dump, Trashcan Jones and Breeeeeg are chit chatting away about making a Brazilian dollars, how Jones was confused for Jesus at the supermarket, drinking from garden hoses like a conservative, hard water, dating a chatbot, and the pay structure for residuals for actors in the modern age of streaming (they know nothing about this, but like to guess). They then pivot to some sports moments so memorable that the athlete decides to make it their thing, namely David Tyree's helmet catch and Art Jimmerson's single boxing glove fight. By the way, Ken Shamrock got robbed at the first UFC.

Trashcan Jones and Breeeeg are under the weather (literally, it was hailing; They are still as strong as an ox) and have nothing to do but chat about fortune telling, missing voice lines in games, laser balls, and Jones's wrestling tournament.

Trashcan Jones and Breeeeg model perfect coworkers by talking about the weather, groceries, musical artists such as Jane Remover, Taylor Swift, and Elvis, McDonalds, and Socrates wanting concubines.

Somehow, Trashcan and Breeeeg managed to stick to only a handful of topics for a whole episode, but they expand on them greatly. After concocting the Cayenne Pepper Challenge, where Trashcan an Breg will each eat a tablespoon of dry cayenne pepper powder (keep an eye out for the next CRT Bonus!), the two get in a lengthy discussion about video game tutorials and whether they're worthwhile or can be done well. They then chat about a driving and a crazy ass device that lets you watch TV while driving, road trippin, Breegs dream car being a bit lame, and rear view cameras. They finish it off complaining about textbook prices.

This plate of Cold, Hard, Trash, includes talking about cats (again), Jones deciding to help a man kidnap multiple children i̶n̶ ̶M̶i̶n̶e̶c̶r̶a̶f̶t̶ in The Legend of Zelda, Holes, Buffalo Dreams, Wayside, The Lion King Game for SNES, Nadja, Be Kind Rewind, and complaining about dexit (again)..

Anotha (tues)day, anotha episode of Cold, Hard, Trash. The duo talks about excel, smells, and football to boot. Eventually it comes up that not every Pokémon is available in the newer games and Jones doesn't like that.

Back in the dump, our wonderful hosts return. In this episode of CRT, the duo talks about that guy that extended an Eric Andre bit into an entire instagram account, how much Threads pisses off Breeeg, spooky games that can steal your voice, very impressive card tricks, GTA V: Online and how GTA VI: Online might look, and PEZ dispensers. Tune in this week for your regular helping of Cold, Hard, Trash!

Another day, another episode of CRT. This time, Jones brings up The Fight, as it was called, a specific fight between Marvelous Marvin Haggler and Thomas Hearns for the middleweight championship. These two had such powerful presences and gave one of the craziest fights in boxing history. The two cover topics from crazy types of wrestling matches, sauce preferences, and Breeg's CPR training (he is NOT currently certified, do not have a heart attack around him). Breeeeeg tries to bring up the new MOBA from Steam currently in alpha: Deadlock. Breeeg's computer then dies to prevent him from talking more about MOBAS.