Long have we waited... it's time for the most serious Timberwolves podcast of all time. Brandon, Nate, and Jordan joined forces with Chelanga and Dylan of the CND NBA Show to go deep on Timberwolves free agency, the draft, summer league, the nature of being Italian, Jar Jar Bink, The Whale, and so much more. I'm not really sure how to describe it but it's one of the pods of all time. Tony B, we know what you did. Netglow and Jonah: I promise we will have you on eventually.

My bad, Panty Nation. We recorded this a week and a half ago and I finally was able to edit it. We celebrate THE OFFICIAL CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS SEASON END NO PANTS ALLOWED RECOGNITION SEGMENT AWARD SHOW and give out end of season awards, as well as shout out some of our favorite members of Wolves twitter! We also talk about how Minnesota is still, miraculously, still holding back D'Angelo Russell, the Jaden McDaniels All-Defensive snub, and more. LOVE YOU

Here we are. Together. At the end. After a week and a half of games starting at 945pm, the gentlemen power through exhaustion (both physical and emotional) to discuss the series loss vs the Nuggets, as well as the insanely chaotic 2022-23 season. We also relitigate season 1 of the two bigs experiment while also showering love all over the growth of Anthony Edwards, as well as the song "Paralyzer" by Finger Eleven. The gentlemen then briefly go over their favorite season moments, fawn over Atlanta Hawks PG (future Wolf) Vit Krejci, and get sassy to all the twitter fingers who think it's cool and edgy to be negative all the time. Love you. Love JoMomma's Salsa, Jimmy's Dips, and Duke Cannon.

Well, here we are. The Timberwolves got decimated in game 1 vs the Denver Nuggets. We try to find the silver linings but it's mostly a lot of talking about what went wrong, with a sprinkling of optimism every few sentences. We also discuss things that ACTUALLY went well during the Play In Games, as well as give our official Crunch Wears No Pants NBA Finals Predictions. @NoPantsCrunch on social media hotties, see you there. Long live Pulltab Sports.

what's crackin hotties. oh my god. the timberwolves are so frickin back. we talk about the euphoria of the Golden State Warriors game and then, since we precorded, made predictions for the game against the Sacramento Kings. We also discuss the return of Karl-Anthony Towns and how his successful reintegration is probably the result of something that will get us cancelled by D'Angelo Russell stans on Twitter. We also break down how the Minnesota Timberwolves' schedule looks for the remainder of the season. We also say goodbye to our ChatGPT Scripts and Timbertales for the time being. Godspeed, ChatGPT. Oh yeah, we also heap praise on Jaden McDaniels. @NoPantsCrunch on social media, follow us if you're sexy (if you're a wolves fan, you're sexy)! Love you!

Hey hotties. On this episode, we discuss how the Timberwolves are the most .500 team of all time. We also shower praise all over our beloved Kyle Anderson, as well as inquire into the West's playoffs standings and figure out who we want the smoke with. We also engage in another two table reads with TimberTales, which as you can recall, is the bit where we type script ideas into ChatGPT and then it spits it out back at us. They are WEIRD. Please let us know if you like or hate this bit. And then finally, Durf lies to us during Random Wolf of the Week. See you on social media! We are @NoPantsCrunch. Please leave a review too and remember to leave baguettes out for Rudy.

WHAT'S POPPIN PANTY PEOPLE TODAY FRANK GARZA TO TALK TO US ABOUT HIS SON, LUKA! As well as the parallels between basketball and life. This man just rattles off so many gems you'll be like "oh damn, this guy is awesome and insightful." That starts around 40 minutes in! Before that, we discuss the post-All Star Break Timberwolves, the early returns on Mike Conley and NAW, and debut the greatest bit in Timberwolves podcast history where we type in prompts in ChatGPT to spit out ridiculous Timberwolves-themed movie scripts. Submit your script ideas to us and we'll read them on the show. Also let us know if that bit is actually good. Okay. Love you so much. DUKE CANNON, JOMOMMA'S SALSA, AND JIMMY'S DIPS 4EVER

WHAT'S POPPIN PANTY PEOPLE, this week on the show we say goodbye to our beloved D'Angelo Russell while also welcoming our NEW friend, Mike Conley. We break down the discourse around the trade, the pros and cons of each player/the move, and what we can expect from a Conley-fied Wolves team going forward. We also discuss the landscape of the Western Conference and where we think the Wolves will net out, and then, finally: Durf takes us through an all time Timberwolf dating game. We have many hot and nice players that have come through Target Center, ya know. S/o to NEW SPONSOR Duke Cannon! And JoMomma's Salsa! And Jimmy's Dips of course!

PLEASE WELCOME CHELANGA LANGASON FROM THE CND NBA SHOW AND ZONE COVERAGE DOT COM TO THE POD! If you like our pod, you'll like their pod, we have formed an alliance. On today's episode, the fellas get the displeasure of reacting live to Anthony Edwards' all star stubs. They also do their best to make sense of the mean and bad faith shenanigans of the national media against our beloved Minnesota Timberwolves. Then, to wrap up the show, the gang discuss the Last of Us on HBO Max (use promo code NOPANTS for a free month) and create an all-time Wolves zombie apocalypse survival party. We love you! 

the gentlemen are BACK! Vibes are discussed, Durf and Beck finally wear down Jordan's D-Lo standom while also discussing the silver linings of the season thus far. Brandon also decides to lift the trade talk embargo, which is mostly just us fawning over Mike Conley. Then the gentlemen engage in the Wolves Villains draft, where they draft, you guessed it, Timberwolves Villains (LIKE DOH ED MALLOY and his big, wet mouth). Drive safe, hotties. We love you as much as we love JoMomma's Salsa and Jimmy's Dips.