Ted Cruz came for Big Bird cuz he got vaccinated whilst I, also a bird, got my booster. Is this irony? Is it just coincidence? Is there a bigger plan here? You do the math, I’m tired.

Recorded LIVE at The Green Mill Lounge in Chicago for The Paper Machete November 13th 2021

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Featuring “Promises” by the Barrerracudas, a touch of the ol “"Colonel Bogey March" by Lieutenant F. J. Ricketts and a snippy of “SOLO ACOUSTIC GUITAR” by Jason Shaw http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jas... Creative Commons — Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported— CC BY-SA 3.0

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