Hey, trolls- it's us, Cortney and Olivia! Remember us? We've been sitting on this SUPER SPECIAL episode of Crying at the Bar because Olivia had a little menty b! IYKYK!

We were SO lucky to have the incredibly wonderful and talented Gilanares on the pod for a super fun interview. Come laugh with us, and check her out on Twitter and Instagram @gilanares888, on TikTok and SoundCloud @gilanares, and on Spotify!

We disappoint Mel during Who Tweeted It and are joined by content creator Jordan Adika to play some games and talk about Hillary Clinton’s egg.

Cortney doesn’t understand how Reddit questions work, we beat Mel at Who Tweeted It, and we debate astrology vs ass play, judged by our good friend Kat Strimpledon.

Mel insults us, we discuss skin care, and the lovely Sam Welch joins us to brag about how big her TV is.

We admit how few likes we get on our tweets, we aren’t bitter about it at all, and we definitely don’t want more of you to like our tweets so that we have a reason to live. We also debate period vs period pieces, and Columbus sweetheart Matt Kopache judges for us.

We talk about the silliest things we’ve done on stage, Cortney teaches us about Père Fouettard, and Olivia knows way too many Vine quotes.

We celebrate one year of creating podcast magic, we act out a dramatic mad-libs scene, and Cortney teaches us all about the history of beauty marks.

We bitch about how awful feminine products are, we discover the ugliness that lives inside of Cortney’s heart, and we debate sporks vs Forks, Washington, judged by the one and only Rory Eustace.

We share some work-related horror stories, Olivia simps for Ryan Stiles, and we debate Ben & Jerry’s vs Benjamin Franklin, which the wonderful Nic Guyton judges for us.