Cryptic Accounts

This week on the podcast we cover the Mummies of the Grand Canyon. A story over a hundred years old out of a newspaper that never covered sensationalist news, of the man on expedition from the Smithsonian who discovered mummies, shrines, and advanced tools in an almost unreachable cave along the Colorado River

Cryptic Accounts - A Podcast By Paranoid People, For Paranoid People

This week on Cryptic Accounts we take a long look at the exorcism of Emma Smid. One of the most widely publicized exorcisms of all time. From helping to thwart an assassination attempt on the Pope, to slowing the antichrist, to doing battle with Satan. Emma fought a battle few of us can even fully imagine.

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Cryptic Accounts - A Podcast By Paranoid People, For Paranoid People

On the podcast this week, Qanon. From how it started on an obscure message board to becoming a conspiracy that got listed on the FBI's terrorist watchlist, the murder of a mob boss, drinking bleach, and explaining coronavirus. There's a lot to be said about those who consider themselves followers of "Q".

Cryptic Accounts - A Show By Paranoid People, For Paranoid People 

This week on Cryptic Accounts, Operation Mockingbird and how the CIA has been admittedly manipulating media throughout the world for over 70 years. We discuss the Congressional investigations as well as what is going on today...

Cryptic Accounts - A Show By Paranoid People, For Paranoid People 

This week on the show, The Nimitz Encounters. Three Navy documented and confirmed UAP sightings spanning over almost a decade, from classified to declassified, denied and confirmed, back and forth until Tom Delonge got involved

In this episode, Patrick and Dennis introduce listeners to the US Invention Secrecy Act of 1951; a shadowy law used to suppress over 5000 secret technologies from the public's view, all in the name of "national security". Cryptic Accounts explores the societal and legal ramifications of this law, the mysterious death of two inventors, well as the US Space Force's recent push towards sweeping declassification.

Cryptic Accounts: A Show By Paranoid People, For Paranoid People

In this the introductory episode of Cryptic Accounts, Patrick Ryan and Dennis Chanay discuss what coronavirus is, how it spreads, and how it started. Potential China coverups, overworked doctors spreading warnings, possible real much larger numbers leaked by Chinese media. There's a lot going on and news is updating very rapidly. Be informed before it's too late...

Cryptic Accounts: A Show For Paranoid People, By Paranoid People