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  • Ep. 76 - UAP Task Force Report & To The Star Conspiracy

    This week the long anticipated UAP Task Force report has finally dropped to great mixed reactions. From heralded disclosure to disappointment; we third to a third possibility by examining the To the Stars Academy’s suspicious connection to the rapid acknowledgment of UFO’s by the US government and ask if if we can foretell what may come next by closely watching the enigmatic Luis Elizondo.

    54 min
  • Ep. 75 - Theranos & Elizabeth Holmes

    Elizabeth Holmes started Theranos in 2003 and dropped out of Stanford University to revolutionize the medical industry with a better way to analyze blood, with a secret new technology. Over the decade that followed, Theranos came to be valued at 9 billion dollars.

    The only problem, the tech didn't work.

    1 hr 40 min
  • Ep. 74 - The Illuminati's Greatest Hits

    The Illuminati is said to have gone extinct in the 1700s but many researchers and historians believe that it actually went underground, infiltrating free masonry, financial institutions, and world governments. This week we explore the Illuminati’s “greatest hits;” from mass murder in the French Revolution, the assassination of Presidents, and the sinking of the Titanic.

    1 hr 15 min
  • Ep. 73 - ELF Waves, Mind Control, & Mass Shooters

    Extremely Low Frequency ( ELF ) Waves were first recognized by Allan H. Fray in 1960 and after development could be used to insert sound directly into the brain without audible sound as it directly vibrates brain cells through microwave radiation. Sounds crazy until the here about all the government patented devices and firsthand accounts of targeted individuals.    

    1 hr 6 min
  • Ep. 72 - Hitler in South America

    This week we explore both the official story of Hitler’s suicide at the end of WWII as well as evidence that this story might be Soviet Propaganda and that Hitler and members of the SS escaped to South America.

    1 hr 8 min
  • Ep. 71 - Boris Kipriyanovich, Indigo Child

    Boris Kipriyanovich, born in 1996 was not a normal child. By the age of 2 he was well spoken and already reading. Then things got stranger when he started describing the universe in great detail without being taught. His claim, he is a reincarnated Martian here to save us from nuclear disaster. It sounds far fetched... until you hear the details that he disclosed.

    1 hr 4 min
  • Ep. 70 - Trans-medium UFOs, Havana Syndrome & Human Mutilations

    This week we start by discussing the latest UFO footage released by the Military, including triangle craft and trans-medium (air-to-water) vehicles. We then move into the mysterious “Havana Syndrome” and possible directed energy weapons attacks on dozens of US spies and diplomats. Finally, we explore the Human Mutilation factor of alien abduction and the story of Zigmund Adamski’s disappearance and murder at the hands of unknown entities.

    58 min
  • Ep. 69 - The Conspiracy of Conspiracies, The Double Edged Sword of Global Warming

    Most conspiracies share at least one thing in common, usually there's one mainstream idea countered by many theories. Global warming is special though because both sides of the argument create conspiracy theories to discredit the other. With experts on both sides perpetuating theories it is almost impossible for the average person to decipher the truth. This week we dig into some of the main theories and discuss a research article digging into why this unique circumstance is happening over a crucial topic that affects every citizen of Earth.

    1 hr 28 min
  • Ep. 68 - Medieval UFOs & Faerie Abductions
    This week we explore Jacques Vallee's "Passport to Magonia;" and, in particular, medieval tales of alien encounters. From the winged serpent god of Mezo-America, to ancient Japanese military sightings and history's first UFO investigations. Going deeper, we investigate the 1600's faerie/elf-land research of the Rev. Robert Kirk and explain the bizarre connection between alien abduction/hybrid programs and the faerie folk-lore of medieval Europe.
    1 hr 2 min
  • Ep. 67 - Hopi Ant People

    This week on the show we head back to the American Southwest to take a look at mythology of the Native America Hopi Indian Tribe. Stories that share striking share striking similarities to events and being described by other ancient cultures such as the Egyptian and Babylonians. Are the Ant People, Annunaki, and Nephilim all actually references to the same beings?

    Reference to Episode 7 - Mummies of the Grand Canyon

    1 hr 5 min

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