Cryptid Clubhouse

Cryptid Clubhouse

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Cryptid Clubhouse episodes

  • The Dangers of ASMR

    Lar and Lena are back at it in the Clubhouse with a wide range of topics that include: When will we learn?; It's just a lot; Lena is slandered by a Buzzfeed quiz; I AM ravioli; Wild and wacky bear breeds; Introducing our new segment MMM; A tangent about how Lar categorizes reading materials; If there aren't dogs mentioned in the story, are there dogs?; They might not have forks!

    This episode contains brief strong language (Lena has opinions about pasta)

    Songs mentioned:

    Dorothy: Missile 

    Shoshana Michel: When Leaves Dance 

    K. Flay: Giver 

    K. Flay: It's Just A Lot 

    The Quiz

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    Local Forecast Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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    Next episode June 29

    45 min
  • Mixture will Jiggle

    In our first episode in the double digits, Lar and Lena discuss a whole lot of stuff (seriously it's all over the place), including their comfort movies and shows, bringing back a old segment, and what is soup.

    Topics include: Lena's dog is trying to kill her; Vampire rabbit; Lena made Word of Honor appear on Netflix; Completely useless superpowers; The only Christmas Carol we accept is the Muppet one; Maryland is not where the biscuits come from; One lorge orange; Put 'em on the hot maker; I soup, therefore I am soup.

    Contains some mild language 

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    Local Forecast Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

    Connect with us on social media @talkingfishcast

    Support us: patreon.com/talkingfish

    Next episode June 15

    50 min
  • CCM, Chinese Drama, and Coffee

    This week the Clubhouse is brought to you by the letter C as Lar and Lena discuss Contemporary Christian Music lyrics (or 50 Shades lines), Chinese drama, and coffee.

    Topics include: Outside Brian; Reintroduce yourself to your own face; Dumb little poop feet; Thanks, I grew my face myself; The Long-Promised 50 Shades or CCM lyrics: Skillet, we need to talk; The Untamed walked so Word of Honor could run; This episode is an advertisement for Nespresso evidently; Fully vaccinated like a puppy; NEVER FORGIVE, NEVER FORGET: You're a raspberry!

    Contains strong language (Lena has opinions about fruit) and 50 Shades of Grey lines and CCM lyrics that aren't explicit PER SE but out of context... yeah. If you'd rather skip the CCM or 50 Shades bit it starts at 9:15 and ends at 15:00

    Links and quizzes:

    Word of Honor on Viki: www.viki.com/tv/37730c-word-of-honor

    (don't watch the trailer if you don't want spoilers)

    Lena's Word of Honor YouTube playlist: https://tinyurl.com/shlwoh

    CCM or 50 shades: https://homeschoolersanonymous.wordpress.com/2014/04/12/50-shades-of-grey-or-contemporary-christian-music-lyrics-a-quiz/

    What fruit are you?: www.buzzfeed.com/natalyalobanova/what-fruit-are-you 

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    Local Forecast Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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    Connect with us on social media @talkingfishcast

    Support us: patreon.com/talkingfish

    Next episode June 1



    47 min
  • May the Fourth Be With You

    In honor of Star Wars Day, the Clubhouse becomes a mini Star Wars convention! We promise this isn't turning into a Star Wars podcast. 

    Topics include: The holiest of days; Qui-Gon Jin's lightsaber is in an airduct; Speak the truth and maybe gets stoned; Lar has a list; Darth Vader is mhmm; Ortolans smell like sugar; Was there a Chiss in it?; A Star Wars Quiz!; A bonus Star Wars memory

    (Contains mild language)


    Music is:

    Local Forecast Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/


    Connect with us on social media @talkingfishcast

    Support us: patreon.com/talkingfish

    Flying V's Paperless Pulp website: flyingvtheatre.com/flying-v-audio/paperless-pulp/

    Next episode May 18th

    49 min
  • What Sets Your Brian Alight pt 2

    Lar and Lena finish their discussion of the shows and games and other things from their childhood that made them who they are today. One of Lena's cats makes a guest appearance around 20 mins in, can you hear her? She had some things to say.

    Topic include: Permeated your person; Star Wars, duh; Reel in those 8 year olds; I am the library to ask; Book nest

    Music is:

    Local Forecast Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

    Connect with us on social media @talkingfishcast

    Support us: patreon.com/talkingfish

    Next episode April 20

    32 min
  • What Sets Your Brian Alight pt 1

    Lar and Lena discuss the shows and games and other things from their childhood that made them who they are today. Part 2 next episode!

    Topic include: Endometriosis: We Are Aware; Brain Flame; Toy Story Has Ruined Us; The Velveteen Rabbit.... What the Heck; A Mixed Bag of Veggie Tales; Video Games are Great; No But I Did Watch the Wishbone; Teaching Kids Necromancy. 

    Music is:

    Local Forecast Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

    Connect with us on social media @talkingfishcast

    Support us: patreon.com/talkingfish

    Next episode April 6

    43 min
  • How Many Millennials Does It Take to Make 1 Gen Z?

    Lar and Lena take a trip down memory lane and try to figure out if they can pass for a member of Gen Z (spoiler: they can't). 

    Topics include: Podcast MadLibs; Lena is going somewhere with this; Tom, I don't know you; TipTop; 90 photos from Olive Garden; Moody emo poems, Hot, smart, and funny; Dating like it's the 1840s. 

    There's a couple minutes where we had to take the audio from our video call because of recording issues, so that's what up with that. We're also working on our recording set-up, sorry for the desk and chair noises!


    Music is:

    Local Forecast Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/


    Connect with us on social media @talkingfishcast


    Support us: patreon.com/talkingfish


    Next episode March 23rd.

    42 min
  • No Thoughts, Head Empty

    This one is a funky one because both Lar and Lena were feeling like a poop emoji. But they went ahead and did a podcast anyway, so that counts for something, we guess. 

    Discussions include: Just showing up, We'll never know when Michael Moorcock was born, Pissing Contest: The Space Edition, Wet fry these potatoes.

    Connect with us on social media @talkingfishcast

    Support us: patreon.com/talkingfish

    Next episode: March 9


    Music:

    Local Forecast Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

    27 min
  • Role Playing Game Games

    It's a snow day in the Clubhouse! Lar and Lena correct a TERRIBLE LIE that Lena told last episode and get really distracted by role playing game games.

    Topics include: Dumb little loin cloth, Necromantic gnome, All INT no WIS, Sexual tension with an eldritch deity, Lar does math good EVIDENTLY, Common Sense by Abraham Lincoln

    Music is:

    Local Forecast Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

    Connect with us on social media @talkingfishcast

    Support us: patreon.com/talkingfish

    43 min
  • The Paws Button

    Lena and Lar are back revisiting an old topic and trying out some new segments!

    Topics include: Mindfulness for Dogs pt 2, Muhbimbam, Party with the Pointy Boy, For Your Consideration: Butts, All of the Genres, One Whole Clove. 

    Music used is Local Forecast by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3989-local-forecast License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

    Support the show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/talkingfish

    Romantic Getaway: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCl2eRD_h2KmCNB_iVXPAZnA 

    43 min

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