Recorded on July 14, 2026 during the New Moon. Listen & find out why Sarah declared Boredom is RUDE.

Your two favorite Hoes and their NEW MICROPHONES take some time to get back to center after a hectic move and some intense festival prep.

Sarah & Jessica touch down after a hectic move and before one of the biggest festivals of the year so far. Jess & Sarah take a seat in Sarah's new abode to catch up after the chaos.

New Moon June 15 - Crystals and Chaos Podcast episode number NINE: episode title: Take a Little Trip.

This episode was recorded OUTSIDE on Jessica's deck, so you may hear some animals in the background; chickens, birds and her big dog, Grizz.

Trigger Warning: Suicide

Consider skipping this if its too triggering for you. We won't be offended.

Jessica mashed the record button once she realized she had something important to talk about in relation to suicide.

Sarah & Jessica both have had people in their lives complete suicide. They have a frank discussion about things that trigger missing someone, what to look for, and how to find help.

Jessica & Sarah chop it up after Jessica's first festival of the season, talking about music, musicians, sound, tarot cards, alignment, growth

The LONG - AWAITED podcast... SARAH reveals some juicy details about KEANU..

And then, there is PAPI.

Where do you think Papi fits into this mix??

The LONG-AWAITED Keanu update! What happened?! Sarah tells us EVERYTHING!

Everyone needs to have a friend who they can be a little c*nty with. Who is your c*nty bff?

Sarah definitely has a type

Someone had a nervous breakdown and took her poo-nani on an international tour.