We CSI the shit out of F*ckboy Zero's latest text, discuss F*ckboy social media practices and that damn radar they all come equipped with that tells them to text you the moment you get over them, and we text all 4 F*ckboys to see what kind of text will get a response from an elusive and/or ghostish F*ckboy. And guess which of the following topics we happen upon: 1) People at Target make N sad. 2) Lithium - drug and/or metal. 3) Are we too nice? 4) A past funeral that went unexpectedly. 5) All of the above.