It's been three weeks since the last episode - jheez! How did that happen? The week's ramblings are a real ensemble of random bullsh*t: my recent psychadelic experience at a stag party; the dog's b*llacks (or lack thereof); how uncool Vespas are; the time I went to a party with Maisie Williams and took a magical p*ss (and saw Tony Hawk from a distance); and a whole heap of other nonsense.

If that sounds like your cup of tea, you're in for a treat.