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In this week’s episode, Bailey, Ad and Amber take a breather from the usual silver screen and joystick critiques to answer some burning questions put forth by their beautiful listeners.

Bailey deliberates on the proper way to enjoy a Jaffa Cake and ponders the age-old question: Is a hot dog a sandwich?

Adam expresses his yearning to escape the unending drama that seems to follow him about the daily soap opera of his life.

Amber shares a tale of her unique bond with a two-century-old android, revealing how this unlikely cinematic companion guided her on a journey of self-discovery during childhood.

And what’s an episode without a bit of fun? Get ready for a selection of ridiculous-yet-hilarious jingles that add a dash of humour and a pinch of madness to the mix.

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Join Bailey, Ad, and Amber as they discuss the latest MCU blockbuster, Deadpool & Wolverine, starring Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman. Find out how the film integrates the Merc with a Mouth and the Clawed Canadian into the Marvel universe, as well as all the surprises and cameos awaiting eager fans.

Bailey brings the inside scoop with tantalizing behind-the-scenes trivia, all while giving his brand-new comb a debut whirl. Ad delves deep into the narrative, wrestling with plot puzzles and a fiery bout of the summer sizzles along the way. Meanwhile, Amber debuts her catchy new script doctor jingle, inadvertently revealing her absence of a Ph.D.

Join us also for an uproarious and lengthy post-credits sequence, where our hosts lose their cool in the midst of a blistering heatwave. The scorching temperatures prompt Amber to relocate the studio downstairs, setting the stage for a week of mayhem, albeit to limited success. Expect a cavalcade of bloopers, rants, and quips that promises to delight even the most stoic of souls.

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"Jingle Commercial Advertising Intro" Produced by Scarlet Field

“Vice” Produced by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

Join Amber, Ad, Bailey, and special guest Twihard Sammie as they sink their teeth into the enigmatic world of the 2008 film adaptation of Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight. In this episode, our hosts explore the shadowy corners of Forks High School and beyond.

Ad scratches his head over the peculiarities of vampire cuisine, pondering the age-old question: “Why would a vampire pack eggs for lunch?” Meanwhile, Bailey can’t help but express his unexpected admiration for the suave and mysterious Laurent, whose charm seems to transcend his vampiric nature. Amber, ever the inquisitive fool, delves deep into the creative abyss that birthed the Twilight saga, marvelling at the world woven by Stephenie Meyer’s imagination.

From sparkling skin to supernatural showdowns, this episode promises laughter, revelations, and a newfound appreciation for the book series that redefined vampire lore. So, grab your garlic (or don’t) and tune in for a twilight adventure that’s sure to entertain!

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Royalty Free Music used in the show:

“Vice” Produced by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

Ready or not, here comes an episode more thrilling than a game of hide-and-seek clap! In this hilariously haunting session, the trio peek behind the scenes of James Wan’s 2013 horror hit, “The Conjuring.” Ad throws down the gauntlet with some controversial allegations against the real-life Warrens. Bailey, meanwhile, contemplates a parallel universe in which “The Conjuring” is a a nail-biting TV series with the pacing perks of a Mike Flannigan gig. As for Amber, she's off on one, comparing the Vatican to the goings-on of her local authorities. Tune in for an episode full of screams, cackles and daftness.

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This week, Amber, Bailey, and Ad dive into the soundless metropolis of ‘A Quiet Place: Day One’ . This episode is anything but quiet as Bailey recounts the uproarious scene in which a car takes a tour of the Manhattan skyline. Ad, meanwhile, outs Bailey's wife as a black belt in jump-scare kung fu. As for Amber, she’s as smitten as a kitten over Joseph Quinn’s relatable depiction of apocalyptic anxiety. Strap in for a review that’s part comedy, part critique, and entirely ridiculous.

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Bailey, Ad, and Amber dive into the supernatural shenanigans of “The Devil’s Chord,” the second episode in Ncuti Gatwa's debut series of "Doctor Who."

Ad reveals his sneaky strategy to lure Maestro into a microwave oven, while Bailey laments of a world in which JoJo Siwa's tunes are all but a distant night terror. Amidst the chaos, Amber stands accused of an antihistamine ambush on her unsuspecting co-hosts.

Stick around for our zany post-credit antics where Ad’s haphazard recording techniques test the limits of Amber’s editing enthusiasm. It’s a behind-the-scenes glimpse you won’t want to miss!

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This week, Bailey, Ad and Amber tiptoe through the shadowy corridors of Fede Alvarez’s 2016 thriller, “Don’t Breathe." In this episode, Ad unveils his newfound expertise in fertility treatment, shedding light on the film’s more troublesome moments. Meanwhile, Bailey can barely contain his excitement over the film’s overly joyous canine; proving that every dog has its day, even in a horror flick. And Amber? She’s on a mission to steer the conversation toward caravans, hoping to hitch a ride on her father’s favourable side. Will she succeed, or will the boys park that topic for another day?

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In this gripping episode, Bailey, Ad, and Amber delve into the eerie depths of Ridley Scott’s 1979 masterpiece, ‘Alien.’ Amber unveils her fascination with the iconic xenomorph design, a testament to the genius of H.R. Giger’s otherworldly creation. Bailey takes us on a spine-chilling journey through nature’s most formidable creatures, drawing eerie parallels to the film’s antagonist. Meanwhile, Adam offers a fresh perspective, sharing his candid reactions to experiencing the film for the first time, untainted by nostalgia. Tune in for a thrilling exploration of sci-fi horror that transcends generations.

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