Cullen The Shots

Hosts Kristina and Tori suddenly aren't sure what is or isn't grammatically correct anymore... But your middle school best friends discuss spacey Bella in a constant daze, Jasper's controversial past, and why Jacob's actions make him the worst kind of person ever?

Find out who will be the target(s) of the hosts' complaints in this episode of Cullen The Shots. Want to send in your Twilight stories? Email us at [email protected].

Charlie is suddenly not the character we know and love, Kristina can’t seem to differentiate between Paul & Sam, and the vampires don’t have fangs? It’s been a frustrating discussion time on this episode of Cullen The Shots!

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Your middle school besties, Kristina and Tori make some deep cuts as they discuss the New Moon movie and reason that maybe the Twilight series would’ve worked better as a TV series. Maybe the filmmaking team read the book but did they READ the book? Let’s find out!

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If you thought the fun stopped at the werewolves, you couldn’t be more… wrong? The Cullens resurface and partake in the use of commercial airlines, Charlie remains in a state of constant worry, and surprise! Edward returns!

Your middle school best friends, Kristina and Tori spill the tea on Stephanie Meyer’s plot holes and drastic character development? It’s a rough time in New Moon land... Want to send in your Twilight stories? Email us at [email protected].

Bella continues to spiral, Jacob is accused of being a murderer, and Tori goes off on New Moon Bella being a completely different person compared to Twilight Bella!

Kristina and Tori discuss more New Moon plot holes and try not to get too angry over continuity issues… it’s episode 7 of Cullen The Shots! Want to send in your Twilight stories? Email us at [email protected].

Bella falls into a four month slump, discovering timeline plot holes, and the duo wonders what Dr. Carlisle Cullen would be doing during the first few months of 2020 with COVID-19? Hosts Kristina and Tori ask the real questions in this week's episode of Cullen The Shots!

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Your middle school best friends, Kristina and Tori discuss the nitty gritty movie secrets and behind the scenes of the Twilight (2008) movie. From Catherine Hardwicke’s involvement as director, hair dyeing gone wrong and remembering which one of us still has their Twilight t-shirts… it’s a fun field trip!

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Your middle school best friends, Kristina and Tori name Renée the “Worst Mom of the Decade,” Tyler never learns how to quit, Jacob has a growth spurt, and the vampire family goes on a road trip adventure in the final installment of the Twilight book recap.

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Kristina and Tori ask the big question of the episode: Can vampires eat pizza? 

All jokes aside, your middle school best friends struggle through recap-ing chapters 10-17 of Twilight featuring the Cullen family history, how uncomfortable they are with Bella and Edward's chemistry, and the start of the beloved vampire baseball scene.

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Wait…. Jacob Black is HOW OLD? Bella flirting with a child?! Is that allowed?

Your middle school best friends, Kristina and Tori talk about Edward and Bella’s budding romance, count how many times “darkly” is used, and try not to see themselves as Bella in this episode of Cullen the Shots!

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