Episode Thirty Four. Alan Clarke's seminal hot potato raises a cosh to Rick Rosenthal's underrated pseudo remake. Who's the daddy?

Episode Thirty Three. James Cameron's The Abyss had spawned numerous imitators before it'd even finished filming, and two of the more successful offerings both hit cinemas in early 1989. It's Sean S. Cunningham's DeepStar Six versus George P. Cosmatos' Leviathan.

Episode Thirty Two. Former NFL superstars Lyle Alzado and Brian Bosworth made their most significant plays for Hollywood superstardom as a dead psychopath and a very dopey cop respectively. It's Destroyer (a.k.a Shadow of Death) from 1988 versus 1991's Stone Cold.

Episode Thirty One. This episode, two zeitgeisty car movies from 1971 are on the slate: it's Richard C. Sarafian's Vanishing Point versus Monte Hellman's Two-Lane Blacktop.

Episode Thirty. Sam Raimi's seminal horror debut faces off against its demented sequel, still considered by many to be the director's finest work. N.B. This is the last time we are going to record a podcast at 3am after drinking an expensive bottle of imported Italian rum, resulting in us giving neither film a fair shake and mugging off everyone kind enough to have corresponded with us. Consider that gospel.

Episode Twenty Nine. Spanish trash auteur Juan Piquer Simón's 1982 opus Pieces is a bona fide cult classic. 1988's Slugs is not. An injustice?

Episode Twenty Eight. Before they butted heads (onscreen and off) in Universal Soldier, Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dolph Lundgren starred in one cult sci-fi actioner apiece. It's Albert Pyun's Cyborg versus Craig R. Baxley's I Come in Peace (a.k.a Dark Angel).

Episode Twenty Seven. "Two and a half hours of pure dynamite" it may be, but which half of this 2007 double bill blows the other out of the water? It's Quentin Tarantino Vs. Robert Rodriguez. Also: A top four rundown of the four phoney Grindhouse trailers.

Episode Twenty Six. Initially received as a pair of shameless Tarantino knock-offs, Gary Fleder and Bryan Singer's 1995 crime dramas both proved to be so much more than that. But how do they fare more than two decades later?

Episode Twenty Five. Martin Scorcese and John Carpenter both moved sideways in the mid-1980s, which resulted in two bona fide cult classics. But there can only be one victor...