Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Boogaloo! Last episode you had the Flash and this time out it’s the Flesh! Softcore porn classic Flesh Gordon is on tap in the season finale of the Astro Nutz cycle!
Professor Gordon explains that Earth is being tormented by periodic “sex rays”, which send people into a sexual frenzy. When one of the rays hits the Ford Tri-Motor passenger aircraft carrying Flesh Gordon and Dale Ardor, the pilots abandon the controls and everyone aboard has manic sex. When they finish, Flesh and Dale escape the imminent crash by parachute. They land near the workshop of Flexi Jerkoff who has a plan to stop the sex rays at their source.
They travel to the planet Porno in Jerkoff’s phallic rocket ship, and are briefly hit by a sex ray, resulting in a frantic three-way orgy. They crash land after being shot down by the minions of Emperor Wang, and are attacked by several one-eyed “Penisauruses” before being taken prisoner by Wang’s soldiers. They are brought before Wang, who is presiding over an orgy of more than a dozen men and women. Jerkoff is sent to work in Wang’s laboratory, while Wang announces his intention to marry Dale. Flesh is sentenced to death, but is saved when Queen Amora takes him to be her sex slave instead.
As always, the KFEB hosts provide ratings for the films that are based on the fun, enjoyment, and craziness of the film. These scores will be tabulated and an on-going grid will keep you up to date with the search.
So sit back and enjoy the laughs as KFEB applauds a cult classic in a way that finally answers ‘what is the sound of one hand clapping?’
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