Relatively Blonde

Cults, Chaos & Cursed Movies


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Against all odds, another week has passed and the blondes have somehow found themselves back behind the microphones - armed with opinions, questionable stories, and absolutely no intention of staying on topic 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️


This week we celebrate hitting 300 Patreon besties (which genuinely blows our minds), before immediately derailing the episode by letting you hear some of the sound bites Grant has been creating behind the scenes. You're welcome. Or we're sorry. The jury's still out.


From there, we take a trip down memory lane discussing Bacardi Breezers and whether they deserve a cultural comeback, before asking the important question: should we bring back the vlogs? Because apparently we haven't embarrassed ourselves enough on the internet already…


Naturally, things spiral into sharing some of our most embarrassing moments, creating homemade Guess Who games, and discussing the infamous Back Rooms conspiracy - because no episode is complete without at least one internet rabbit hole.

We also get into horror movies, cursed films, and whether we're brave enough to actually watch any of them without sleeping with the lights on afterwards.


Somewhere in between the chaos, we tackle your dilemmas, including one listener who genuinely thinks her boyfriend might be in a cult, and another involving a Home Bargains DNA test that raises far more questions than answers.


And then because we simply cannot behave ourselves, we end up discussing whether sex can actually be too intimate - a conversation that somehow becomes far deeper than anyone intended.


Expect strong opinions, unnecessary tangents, moments of second-hand embarrassment, and at least one point where we completely lose control of the conversation.

Same blondes, same chaos - just slightly more cursed this week.


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Relatively BlondeBy Jade Cecilia and Lorri Boyle