It’s a new week and the blondes are back, once again choosing chaos over peace 💁🏼‍♀️

In this episode Jade and Lorri get stuck into the Lucy Letby case (because of course we had thoughts), unpack the latest Love Island drama like seasoned villa analysts, and react to Molly-Mae’s pregnancy news in real time 👀

They also discuss getting banned from TikTok Live (iconic behaviour, allegedly), debate the ethics of panty-infused vodka (yes, unfortunately that’s a real sentence), and spiral into the dark corners of Tattle Life. Naturally, several opinions are formed. And shared. Loudly.

Same cousins, same chaos — just hotter takes, deeper spirals, and absolutely zero media training.

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Another week, another episode, and the blondes are back doing what they do best - absolutely nothing calmly 💁🏼‍♀️

In this episode Jade and Lorri talk ball busters, the strange appeal of hurricane shots, and dissect wedding food like it’s a personal attack on their wellbeing 👰🍸

They also unpack the Grammys red carpet looks, question whether Elvis is actually alive and well, and dive headfirst into your listener dilemmas that once again confirm we are living in a lawless society.

Naturally, several spirals occur...

Same cousins, same chaos - just worse decisions, unhinged theories, and absolutely zero growth.

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It’s a new week and the blondes are back, once again choosing chaos over peace 💁🏼‍♀️

In this episode Jade and Lorri get stuck into Molly-Mae behind it all, unpack the Traitors final like it’s a crime scene, and attempt to understand what on earth is going on with the Beckham family 👀

They also debate age ranges in dating (with very strong opinions), discuss the rise of old shaggers, and dive into your juicy listener dilemmas that prove men are still… men. Naturally, several spirals occur.

Same cousins, same chaos - just hotter takes, messier dilemmas, and absolutely zero growth.

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It’s a new week and the blondes are back and diving headfirst into absolute chaos.In this episode Jade and Lorri unpack all things Love Island, spiral over Matthew Morrison, and revisit the Woodlands disaster of 2007 (yes, that one) 😂

They also answer your juicy listener questions, tackle a truly unhinged dating dilemma involving a father and son, and generally question every life choice along the way.

Same cousins, same chaos - just with worse decisions and even fewer boundaries.

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The blondes are back and somehow even more unhinged.

In this episode Jade and Lorri unpack the devastating loss of their theme tune, discuss Mr Hanky, and share their latest thoughts on The Traitors obsession.

They also get into Cullen skink (don’t ask), Strippertok, your juicy dilemmas, a heated ABBA vs Queen debate, and of course… Botox chat.

Same cousins, same chaos — just with fewer theme tunes.

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The blondes are back for 2026 and kicking off the new year the only way they know how — with full blown chaos. In this episode Jade and Lorri dive into some unexpected chippy drama, your juicy dilemmas, and their thoughts on the latest season of The Traitors.

They also spill all the tea on their brand new Patreon BLONDES UNCUT, the unfiltered behind the scenes version of the pod you didn’t know you needed.

New year, same cousins, even more chaos.

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The chaos continues in Part 2 with Glasgow’s favourite girl Livi Purcell. This week Jade and Lorri dive into all things delulu culture, the wildest conspiracy theories doing the rounds, and their shared obsession with Lily Allen.

From unhinged opinions to deep chats about confidence, content and everything in between, this episode is a full-on ride with three girls who never hold back.

If you loved Part 1, get comfy — it only gets better.

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This week the blondes are joined by a very special guest — the one and only Livi Purcell. From influencing Glasgow’s obsession with spicy chicken burgers to her time on The Agency, Livi has truly taken the city by storm.

In Part 1 of this juicy two-part chat, Jade and Lorri sit down with Livi to talk viral moments, influencer life, unexpected fame and what it’s really like to become a local icon without even trying.

Expect laughs, chaos and behind-the-scenes tea you won’t hear anywhere else.

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The blondes are back and things are getting wild. This week Jade and Lorri dive headfirst into the chaos, from the latest headlines surrounding P Diddy to some seriously unhinged conspiracies that have their group chats on fire.

And just when you think it can’t get any messier, they read out a listener dilemma that is truly disgusting. Like, we wish we were exaggerating.

Expect unfiltered opinions, outrageous theories and the usual Relatively Blonde blend of chaos, cackles and cousin energy.

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This week on Relatively Blonde, Jade and Lorri are catching up on the madness starting with Rylan Clark’s wild new show Naked Attraction: Dating Dressed and their brutally honest thoughts on the concept of dating… completely starkers.

They also take a trip down memory lane with classic primary school memories and share some hilarious sister-style squabbles, from petty fallouts to full-blown drama.

Unfiltered, nostalgic, and a little bit feral. Just how you like it.

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