Sound Bites

"MMA, I was going to say NFL."

"What do you think she said?"

"Kevin can go fuck himself."

"It's a fucking insane movie."

"The Flat Earthers!"

"I don't know about this guy."

"Comedy is of its time."

"Women aren't funny?"

"It's a really good show."

"That's creepy, ew."

"That's so funny, it's con me."

"You can jerk off onto that."

"It's just happening."

"I can take that, man."

"That's uncomfortable."

"Is it glory hole cheating?"

"That's a nice sentence."

"Nothing wrong with that."

"There are no bad ideas, guys."