Sound Bites

"I had this heart issue."

"AI is fucking crazy, man."

"I did this to me."

"I want to keep a muscle."

"The soundtrack is great."

"He was a gentle giant."

"It's the curse of Joe."

"You're what?"

"This is the flagship."

"Could I fuck his wife?"

"I hate fucking crowds."

"Why did they pick you?"

"I'd be hurt."

"You gotta be careful."

"I'm that guy now."

"Happy birthday, Katie."

"What a week indeed."

"Good night everybody."

Sound Bites

"We should interview him again."

"Bad Counsel the movie."

"This is just like Office Space."

"I miss those rambling texts."

"It's funny you'd say that."

"We have staying power, right?"

"I find that very strange."

"He's complicit in child rape."

"I empathized with Captain Hook."

"I danced with Captain Hook!"

"It was so romantic. It was."

"Oral sex tells all."

"I think I could forgive Gary."

"You gotta do the right thing."

"It's evil."

"Girls are the best."

"What a fun hobby!"

"You should be grateful."

Another Greatest Hit From Season 9

Sound Bites

"I am so high."

"It raises you."

"I don't know, man."

"Good for them."

"I love that movie."

"I still love it."

"That's so nasty."

"That's a good point."

"It's a matriarchy."

"I hope."

"Why do you hate me?"

"I might do it again."

"Get a prenup!"

"Don't ever apologize!"

"Ooh, that's mean."

"I'm going with Putin."

"I hope not."

Sound Bites

• "That's awesome."
• "That's a crime."
• "That's so dirty."
• "It's been normalized."
• "I'm excited."
• "You used to sing more."
• "That's a song reference."
• "Hip tattoos are cool."
• "That's pretty cool."
• "We'll find out."
• "I was high all day."
• "It's about logic."
• "I think it's reasonable."
• "You need to report him."
• "Hahaha!"
• "That's plausible though."
• "I survived chlamydia."

From January 2023

Sound Bites

• "I have a hero complex."
• "Did you?"
• "That's awesome."
• "I love being passive aggressive."
• "I guess that's what God wanted."
• "People are terrible."
• "Maybe it's what God wants."
• "Surrender practice."
• "My chances just went way down."
• "I don't know my own wife's Dilf."
• "I picked Gillian Anderson."
• "I like Shania Twain."
• "You'd be the perfect male."
• "I think I'm out of space."
• "Manipulation 101."

Sound Bites

• "You need to get to work."
• "That's awesome."
• "That's a good idea."
• "I can't shit on a plane."
• "That's ballsy dude."
• "Be kind to yourself."
• "I like the sequel."
• "He turned into Shrek."
• "I give it a four."
• "It's Florida's taint."
• "I couldn't stop laughing."
• "Monkeys can't do this."
• "I would love that."
• "I cry more after sex."
• "That'd be okay, yes."
• "I should fucking stop it."
• "Eat a pussy."

Sound Bites

• "What if I forgot to breathe?"
• "This shit's a lot of fun."
• "It's a prescription."
• "I like the chanting."
• "Damn it. Why don't they just die?"
• "It's the same."
• "Just go."
• "That's beautiful."
• "The Canadians don't fucking know."
• "Canadians don't tip."
• "Shout out to Blue Boat Tours."
• "Tim's not fucking coming."
• "That's how you get sued."
• "You're welcome to come over."
• "It was a day was too dumb"
• "I had a test today"
• "It's a nice little nap"
• "You know what's funny?"

• "He was youthful again."
• "He's a complex little fellow."
• "It's just that curated image."
• "I'm the office curmudgeon."
• "I think about it so much."
• "What the fuck is Jack saying?"
• "Are you German?"
• "What a douchey comment."
• "That's a point of pride."
• "I hope so."
• "Cut the cord, mom."
• "It's an aphrodisiac."
• "Well, you go along. Yeah."
• "Just a confidence."
• "Not all Nazis are bad."
• "Your ears are burning, yeah."
• "It's wave particle duality."
• "Time is relative."
• "There's levels to this show."
• "It's all Joe's fault."