Sound Bites

"The longer you date, the more the roles shift."

"I think it's impressive and I..."

"These are subtle anyway. I'm sorry."

Sound Bites

• "You're not dead."
• "Yeah, right."
• "What is an anal fissure?"

Sound Bites:

1. "First time ever I've seen Bert embarrassed. Never."
2. "The Odyssey. Yeah, it was the Odyssey."
3. "Penelope, yeah."

sound bites

"Three weeks is pretty quick"

"Shotgun approach to comedy"

"Turn your love around"

1. Burt: "For two weeks in Ireland, it was perfect weather that never happens. And I was stuck indoors the whole time, except for one Saturday in Dublin."
2. Katy: "We carried our computers, microphones, everything to California and didn't even use them."
3. Gregg: "Coming back from vacation sucks. All the relaxation gets sucked right out of you when you have to go back to work."
4. Tim: "I was trying to prove that I didn't want to spend the money. But Greg has a pass with Tammy. He can get away with shit that no one else can."
5. Goose: "I remember playing ice hockey in a t-shirt. Well, you're skating around, working up a sweat. But yeah, that's when you're young."

Sound Bites

• "Greg told me I looked good today."
• "To lose a decade, that's crazy."
• "That's the worst place to poop."

Notable Quotes:

• "Can you manage your shit without alcohol?"
• "Trust issues with non-drinkers — social signals are strong."
• "The worst place to poop is a traffic jam, no contest."

Sound Bites

"There you go."

"Blood sees blood."

"You have that."

Sound Bites

• "Ha ha ha ha ha."
• "That's awesome."
• "Ha ha ha ha!"

Sound Bites

• "I think it's fun."
• "Hehehehehe."
• "Which floor?"