Sound Bites

• "I have a hero complex."
• "Did you?"
• "That's awesome."
• "I love being passive aggressive."
• "I guess that's what God wanted."
• "People are terrible."
• "Maybe it's what God wants."
• "Surrender practice."
• "My chances just went way down."
• "I don't know my own wife's Dilf."
• "I picked Gillian Anderson."
• "I like Shania Twain."
• "You'd be the perfect male."
• "I think I'm out of space."
• "Manipulation 101."

Sound Bites

• "You need to get to work."
• "That's awesome."
• "That's a good idea."
• "I can't shit on a plane."
• "That's ballsy dude."
• "Be kind to yourself."
• "I like the sequel."
• "He turned into Shrek."
• "I give it a four."
• "It's Florida's taint."
• "I couldn't stop laughing."
• "Monkeys can't do this."
• "I would love that."
• "I cry more after sex."
• "That'd be okay, yes."
• "I should fucking stop it."
• "Eat a pussy."

Sound Bites

• "What if I forgot to breathe?"
• "This shit's a lot of fun."
• "It's a prescription."
• "I like the chanting."
• "Damn it. Why don't they just die?"
• "It's the same."
• "Just go."
• "That's beautiful."
• "The Canadians don't fucking know."
• "Canadians don't tip."
• "Shout out to Blue Boat Tours."
• "Tim's not fucking coming."
• "That's how you get sued."
• "You're welcome to come over."
• "It was a day was too dumb"
• "I had a test today"
• "It's a nice little nap"
• "You know what's funny?"

• "He was youthful again."
• "He's a complex little fellow."
• "It's just that curated image."
• "I'm the office curmudgeon."
• "I think about it so much."
• "What the fuck is Jack saying?"
• "Are you German?"
• "What a douchey comment."
• "That's a point of pride."
• "I hope so."
• "Cut the cord, mom."
• "It's an aphrodisiac."
• "Well, you go along. Yeah."
• "Just a confidence."
• "Not all Nazis are bad."
• "Your ears are burning, yeah."
• "It's wave particle duality."
• "Time is relative."
• "There's levels to this show."
• "It's all Joe's fault."

Sound Bites

"It's a good winter drink."

"He has to buy big hats."

"It was very misogynistic."

"I thought it was kind of funny."

"It was so over the top."

"Being a dad, a girl dad's great."

"Women are way more complicated."

"I would like to try that."

"Drugs. They're fun."

"I broke up with people for less."

"You're attractive. Nobody cares."

"You're hot. It doesn't matter."

"Just call her dude."

"It's all about proportion."

"Women are more selective."

"Barry Dingle, that's pretty bad."

"See you, everybody."

Sound Bites

• "Quit breathing."
• "That would be great."
• "I felt like I broke."
• "What? That's great."
• "We got our first paid ad!"
• "What a prude!"
• "Doing this with love."
• "I know nothing!"
• "I just lost it."
• "It's a good story."
• "I think he's my dog now."
• "Happy Valentine's Day."
• "You feel bad for them."
• "That sounds great."
• "I did my part."
• "That's a little weird."
• "It's pretty weird, man."
• "This relationship's over."

Our friends review our latest episode, The Cuck Chair

Sound Bites

• "I swallow them down with alcohol."
• "You know, what's missing right now?"
• "That's the cuck chair!"
• "I got Chlamydia for Christmas."
• "I did once on a first date..."
• "That's no big deal. Who cares?"
• "That's a wrap."
• "I just want to die from COVID."
• "Buy a bathrobe. Buy some bathrobes."
• "I never wanted to see her again."
• "Your reaction was priceless though."
• "Your marriage is doomed, isn't it?"
• "There's no win, honest to God."
• "Why wait till it gets too bad?"
• "You need to win therapy."

Our Ai friends (Overlords?) review our latest episode, Robot Love.

Sound Bites

"Boundaries are good."

"He quit via text."

"I have zero fucks left."

"Never let them see you bleed."

"I took MDMA on a plane."

"He's my little peacock."

"It was going well!"

"AI thinks of each of us."

"She's often the voice of reason."

"What if we had an after show?"

"That could be interesting."

"I might be able to do that."

"AI's so awesome."

"That's so good, I love that."

"I could see why she liked it."

"That sounds sad."

"Humor makes life more bearable."