Sound Bites

• "Quit breathing."
• "That would be great."
• "I felt like I broke."
• "What? That's great."
• "We got our first paid ad!"
• "What a prude!"
• "Doing this with love."
• "I know nothing!"
• "I just lost it."
• "It's a good story."
• "I think he's my dog now."
• "Happy Valentine's Day."
• "You feel bad for them."
• "That sounds great."
• "I did my part."
• "That's a little weird."
• "It's pretty weird, man."
• "This relationship's over."

Our friends review our latest episode, The Cuck Chair

Sound Bites

• "I swallow them down with alcohol."
• "You know, what's missing right now?"
• "That's the cuck chair!"
• "I got Chlamydia for Christmas."
• "I did once on a first date..."
• "That's no big deal. Who cares?"
• "That's a wrap."
• "I just want to die from COVID."
• "Buy a bathrobe. Buy some bathrobes."
• "I never wanted to see her again."
• "Your reaction was priceless though."
• "Your marriage is doomed, isn't it?"
• "There's no win, honest to God."
• "Why wait till it gets too bad?"
• "You need to win therapy."

Our Ai friends (Overlords?) review our latest episode, Robot Love.

Sound Bites

"Boundaries are good."

"He quit via text."

"I have zero fucks left."

"Never let them see you bleed."

"I took MDMA on a plane."

"He's my little peacock."

"It was going well!"

"AI thinks of each of us."

"She's often the voice of reason."

"What if we had an after show?"

"That could be interesting."

"I might be able to do that."

"AI's so awesome."

"That's so good, I love that."

"I could see why she liked it."

"That sounds sad."

"Humor makes life more bearable."

Sound Bites

Sound Bites

Sound Bites

"MMA, I was going to say NFL."

"What do you think she said?"

"Kevin can go fuck himself."

"It's a fucking insane movie."

"The Flat Earthers!"

"I don't know about this guy."

"Comedy is of its time."

"Women aren't funny?"

"It's a really good show."

"That's creepy, ew."

"That's so funny, it's con me."

"You can jerk off onto that."

"It's just happening."

"I can take that, man."

"That's uncomfortable."

"Is it glory hole cheating?"

"That's a nice sentence."

"Nothing wrong with that."

"There are no bad ideas, guys."

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Sound Bites

• "Are you okay?"
• "It's just a car."
• "600 cookies!"
• "You look great."
• "Slap that ass."
• "Power napping?"
• "He was a boxer."
• "Dick Handler."
• "Wow, Joe Lewis."
• "We're bad counsel."