After 2 weeks apart we’ve got a lot to catch up on! So much news! So many life events! Vegas has changed its motto and we can add that to the long list of things we don’t understand. We’ve got blood in shoes, some insanely long finger nails, and a tradition unlike any other.

This week on Currently Clueless we are diving deep into a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch and coming out with crustaceans. We don’t even know if Kris Jenner and Chrissy Teigen can help General Mills clean up this mess with their new line of products.

Rihanna teasing a potential new song and Jason Derulo and his gf are having a baby... now that’s music to our ears.

Jen shah from real house wives might end up sharing a cell with Ghishlaine Maxwell in prison, and Cubs opening day is right around the corner! Oh and here’s a term you likely haven’t heard since grade school: the Suez canal... someone is causing issues there and we’re just left confused at how the hell boats float.

On this weeks episode from botox to bachelorette weekends, we’ve got a lot of ground to cover. Would it be an episode if we didn’t talk about weather? Floods, Tornados, patio Season! Moving right along to a duffle bag full of meth. 

Other topics include: Harry and Meghan, Scott and Sophia, Armie Hammer, Lala and Randal, Tomagachis, Pete Davison and his big wang, and MANY more! Tune in! 

This week we are discussing everything from Pepe Le Pew to J-Lo and A Rods maybe breakup? Either way, we’ve got the perfect guy for her! Tune in!