CurvAmerica Podcasts

The guys talk about the Champions/Europa League draws and throw some shout outs for an action packed week 16!

3 of the most bananas finishes you will see in one week in the Serie A in Roma v Cagliari, Fiorentina v Sassuolo and OTFR v Sampdoria. Juventus, of course, win again, but this time it is in the derby d’italia. Quags and Frankie Caputo CAN’T. STOP. SCORING. Who is to blame in the capitol for Roma and OTFR? And finally Chievo and Empoli are doing big things but everyone is paying about as much attention to them as they are to the CurvAmerica podcast.

Fiorentina end their streak of 5 draws with a 3-0 beat down from Juventus. Napoli take down Atalanta to keep "pace" at 8 points behind The Old Lady. Roma come back in a thriller behind a golazzo by Understruck. Milan’s youth puts them in the top 4. Sampdoria make Bologna look like a Serie B team in a whooping. Empoli and SPAL draw in the mighty battle of 15 and 16th place.

Marco sits down with @chiesaditotti Sam Eastwood to discuss this week's #SerieAsix (five) : #JuveSPAL, #InterFrosiNogoals, #EmpoliAtalanta, #OTFRMilan, and #UdineseRoma. Shout outs are due to the Gerv, Chievo and the Genoa Derby!

This week on CurvAmerica we discuss Juventus’ big win over Milan in front of an epic Milanese crowd and trip by North American Milan fans. Roma finally put on a show in league play over a floundering Sampdoria team, Atalanta wax the eyebrows off of Inter but no worries because Icardi has his tattooed on, Napoli win in the Monsoon Bowl, Sassuolo and OTFR split points at the Mapei Stadium, and the Inzaghi bowl chances might be taking another hit after Team Meat Sauce are given the disgrace of allowing the Geriatric Donkeys to have zero points in the league.

Marco and Tad cover for Chris, AGAIN! The Medicis vs Caesars ends in a draw. Napoli, Juve, Torino, OTFR and Inter wax their opponents like a surfboard. Milan once again rely on the Cardiac Capitano and Empoli show the freezing temperature of their blood and fire Aurelio Andreazzoli on his birthday.

Marco and Tad cover for the perpetually grown up Chris and to tackle Week 10 of the Serie A. CR7 takes down Empoli with a brace, but more importantly, takes down Selena Gomez as the #1 Insta follow. The Derby Del Sole has Roma limping out of Napoli. Inter give OTFR the mani, pedi and wax. Milan's change of formation may by the Rhino some borrowed time. Hot-Alanta turn up the heat against Parma. And Empoli is now sponsored by Poop.

Some late magic in one of the world’s great derbies, CurvAmerica vs. Serie A sitdown errrrr the derby della madonina.  Genoa are the Serie A Batman and show the world that the Superman of Juventus does in fact bleed, but the Old Lady are not ready for death and fight off the Red Devils.  Napoli see the Juve result and get warmed up for a Khabib-style beat down of Udinese. Roma aka Humpty Dumpty fall off the great wall of SPAL but all EDF’s men were able to put themselves back together again and win against the election meddlers.  And Atalanta come back to their winning ways by giving the world’s biggest loser, Giampiero Ventura, rogaine and then waxing all the hair off.

Stick for after this week’s episode for the podcast’s Benedict Arnold interview w/ the world’s 12 OTFR fans and Gianluca di Marzio contributor, Steven Moore.

Not a single tie in the entire league this week, but also very few surprises. Juventus wake up, eat breakfast, brush their teeth, take out the trash, win a league game, come home, take a shower and go to sleep. Napoli hand Sassuolo their second straight loss to the Serie A elite, but Milik will have to play from here on out without his chain. Roma do their best to play poorly, but still pull out 3 points against the most uninteresting team in the world, Empoli. Inter make it 4 league wins in a row against the decidedly mediocre Wall of SPAL. OTFR wake up from their Europa league nightmare to win their 5th out of 6 in the league and silence their own Ultras. And, Sampdoria, Milan, Parma and Torino are all on the verge of a Lou Brown from Major League winning streak.

Juventus looks as fierce as ever and remain one of 2 unbeaten teams in the 5 major european leagues with a convincing victory over Napoli. Milan silence some haters with a beatdown of reprised cinderella hopefuls Sassuolo. Roma smoke OTFR like it ain’t no thang with a huge Derby Della Capitale win. Fiorentina get back in the win column thanks to a Greg Luganis performance from Rich Faith in the Church Chiesa, Federico Chiesa. Inter make it a winning streak with their 3rd straight victory over the Iron Island of Cagliari, Piatek stays disco inferno hot bringing Genoa to victory, and the Inzaghi bowl get a huge boost with Bologna rebounding to get 3 points off of Udinese after a mid week loss to Juve.